Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard

Your filthy, perverted fat uncle... who happens to be loaded!

Multi Paragraph Writer / Plotting Preferred / Will Knock You Up! / NTR

#UglyBastardRP

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

"FuFuFu... Let me guess, you're back for more money? Well you know the deal!"

Age: 40+
Cock Size: 12-24 inches
Weight: 300+ Lbs
Fat, Smelly, Hairy
Impregnation guaranteed!

#BBC #NTR

Detailed Writers only!
1 Para MINIMUM!
18+ ONLY
Plotting Preferred!

Kinks and Limits Below...

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

Now that i've returned and DMs are dry as hell... Do you have what it takes to be knocked up and claimed by the fat bastard?

RETWEET + POST A PIC OF YOUR MUSE + 🖤

Ratings A-EX Can DM Me

Fem Writers Preferred.. and Female Characters ONLY

MUST be able to write 1+ Paragraphs!

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

@NastyNinjaWhore S! The fat bastard may not look it.... But perhaps the two of them could 'train'? Im sure she'll find Ted to be more than capable of being a good.... 'sparring' partner..

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

Now that i've returned and DMs are dry as hell... Do you have what it takes to be knocked up and claimed by the fat bastard?

RETWEET + POST A PIC OF YOUR MUSE + 🖤

Ratings A-EX Can DM Me

Fem Writers Preferred.. and Female Characters ONLY

MUST be able to write 1+ Paragraphs!

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

"FuFuFu... Let me guess, you're back for more money? Well you know the deal!"

Age: 40+
Cock Size: 12-24 inches
Weight: 300+ Lbs
Fat, Smelly, Hairy
Impregnation guaranteed!

#BBC #NTR

Detailed Writers only!
1 Para MINIMUM!
18+ ONLY
Plotting Preferred!

Kinks and Limits Below...

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

(Took a little break from Twitter... But now your favorite fat bastard has returned! Are any of my sluts still around???)

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

"Kind of hard to think when all you've got is dick on the brain! FuFuFu.."

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

"Those horns look like they would make great handlebars... FuFuFu.."

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

"FuFu.. What was that about being loyal to your boyfriend?"

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

If only she had a HOT, THROBBING... DELICIOUS, THICK and MUSKY cock to savor and choke on while she waits... oh wait... she does!

"FuFu.. How about I nuzzle this sausage between those toasty looking buns?" 😏

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

Hell of a way to end the year! 3 eager sluts ready to please their fat bastard daddy!

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

RPs are slow as FUCK... Let's change that!

Female Characters ONLY. Preferably Fem Writers too!

ONLY enter if you're a literate, detailed writer.. who can do at least a 1-2+ paragraph length response. DO NOT enter if you can't!

RT + 🖤 + Post Pic of Muse

A-EX can DM me!

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

You're about to have your needy cunt pile driven.. Hope you don't mind losing some sanity!

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

Teamwork makes the dream work! If you've got a friend who's just as slutty as you... bring her on by! The fat bastard would love a crack you both!

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

RPs are slow as FUCK... Let's change that!

Female Characters ONLY. Preferably Fem Writers too!

ONLY enter if you're a literate, detailed writer.. who can do at least a 1-2+ paragraph length response. DO NOT enter if you can't!

RT + 🖤 + Post Pic of Muse

A-EX can DM me!

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

The clown said she was hungry... So Ted had just the thing to give her..

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

"FuFu... Sorry are we making too much noise? It's not my fault your wife moans and screams like a needy slut!"

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

Look at this morning wood! How could you possibly say no to something as delicious looking as THIS???

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

"Christmas isn't over yet! If you REALLY want your present... You're going to have to work for it... I expect to see every single inch disappear... FuFu.."

[Uncle Ted the Fat Bastard @FatBastardSlob]

(Fuuuuck... this image makes me want a couple of heroes or villains to break in now!)