Matt Backes

[Matt Backes @FatCactusOG]

@Andrew_Teuscher I’d rather watch 5 grown men beat my grandma with baseball bats then this godawful grouping.

[Matt Backes @FatCactusOG]

@Andrew_Teuscher He can be third in Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious all he wants, but he can’t hit the damn ball. Pretty important

[Matt Backes @FatCactusOG]

@Andrew_Teuscher @Andrew_Teuscher long time listener, first time caller…I’m hearing rumblings that this changes EVERYTHING?! Plz confirm. Again, big fan!

[Matt Backes @FatCactusOG]

@Kurtdiesal Carter “hurrying” back to the bomb room

[Matt Backes @FatCactusOG]

Driving in STL is the closest modern man can get to the Wild West

[Matt Backes @FatCactusOG]

@mking1710

[Matt Backes @FatCactusOG]

People who don’t go a consistent speed on the highway deserve life in prison

[Matt Backes @FatCactusOG]

It appears to be a severe laceration with a possible bone contusion per @CBrownfield16

[Matt Backes @FatCactusOG]

Everyone please say a quick prayer for @madisonwsports, out for 10 days with a knee injury

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

final boss of penguins

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

It's Monday so why not do a giveaway?!

RT for a chance to win this special edition Chiefs Kingdom console from @Xbox & @EAMaddenNFL!! 🎮

[Rohail 🇵🇰 @someduudee]

5 year old me at the zoo:

[Curtis Brownfield @CBrownfield16]

#Oscars

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

We've identified a path to the playoffs for the 0-10-1 Lions ⬇️

[Matt Backes @FatCactusOG]

I swear there is some sort of toothfairy-esque creature with a foot fetish who comes and steals my socks when I’m sleeping. Ain’t no way I just lose that many socks, the math doesn’t add up

[Matt Backes @FatCactusOG]

Just saw an Adopt-A-Highway sign for “Angry Rednecks Against Littering”. Do you just have to know a guy to get in? Sounds like a good time

[Matt Backes @FatCactusOG]

@katieposto To be fair, the dog was lookin pretty fresh ngl

[Matt Backes @FatCactusOG]

The old lady next to me is currently combing and giving her Bichon Frise a haircut. Ma’am, this is an airport