Dake

Dake Taxi FC
Inaugural winner of the John Connor Cup

[Dake @FatDacob]

@kieranmcg88 You'll get them next time shagger

[Kieran Mcguckin MBE #951 @kieranmcg88]

@FatDacob might of
Overcooked it a touch today
You knows the score shagger
Back stronger
UTG ⛽️
Cut from a different cloth

[Dake @FatDacob]

@TheAfroSmash You never leave the house anyway

[Dake @FatDacob]

@kieranmcg88 Cheers Kier

[John Cabot Academy @johncabotnews]

Men arriving in style!

[Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea]

Do you want to own an NFTea? Of course you do!

You get a unique piece of digital tea bag art. We get rich by making an algorithm put sunglasses on a jpeg. It's win-win.

We've minted an exclusive set of just 350000. Don't miss your chance to invest, they'll be worthless by June.

[DEI LA SOUL OF MISCHIEF 🏆 @Slackshocklee]

Massive Happy Birthday to QTip the Abstract. Hiphop legend, music legend. Genius

[Dake @FatDacob]

@kieranmcg88 @talkSPORT You're too kind, if Charlie had Twitter I'd @ him

[Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea]

Beware - one of these puppies is an imposter! Look closely and you'll spot a delicious box of Yorkshire Gold hiding amidst these innocent small dogs. Like some kind of tea-based cuckoo.

📸 @Aviation_Stu

[Dake @FatDacob]

@kieranmcg88 😂😂

[Dake @FatDacob]

@kieranmcg88 @sid_lambert Just you wait big man

[Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea]

Been working on a script for the next James Bond film. Don't want to blow our own teapot, but it's got some bold and exciting ideas and we reckon it has a pretty good chance of getting picked up.

[Thread 👇]

#NoTimeToDie

[bye2 @VietnamSurvivor]

"dropped your gay card mate" they laugh as for a moment I look at the ground, but then their laughter turns into shock as I start screaming, bellowing tears and punching walls in frustration that I have indeed , lost my gay card

[Dake @FatDacob]

@TheAfroSmash @Zan004 I'm sure I've told you to play these games

[Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea]

Burn it! BURN IT!

[Dake @FatDacob]

The fact that the black players in our squad are about to get loads of abuse is a fucking disgrace

[Dake @FatDacob]

@Rasukix OK, second smartest thing you've ever said

[Dake @FatDacob]

@Rasukix Smartest thing you've ever said

[Dake @FatDacob]

@Rasukix That's because they're written by cunts

[Dake @FatDacob]

@Rasukix @twalkerome @McDeclan You're such a tool