Crankshaft Thorogood

Vunce a vunce, always a vunce

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Happy birthday, America.

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Happy birthday, America

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Happy birthday America!

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Wearing pants to the gym means you skip leg day. Pants do not hide your shame, they accentuate it.

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Shloink

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Happy birthday, America

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@GovMurphy I'm already fully vaccinated, but I'll get more if I can get free beer out of the deal. Don't threaten me with a good time, Murph.

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Happy birthday America!

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Does everyone black tf out at every wedding, or is that just like my thing?

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@Endres_17 @barstoolsports No

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@Endres_17 @barstoolsports No

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@Endres_17 Spoken like a true Eagles fan in denial

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@Endres_17 Let's revisit this tweet once more

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Having money is cool, but I'd rather go back to college and have to dig through the couch to get enough change for a 25oz beer and a pack of smokes

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@Endres_17 In true Eagles fan fashion

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I could go for a schnüp and a doyke

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The thing I miss most about regular life is being able to almost get into drunken bar fights all the time

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Happy birthday America!