Fat Elvis

We stackin cans of Raid cause all roaches gettin sprayed.

[Fat Elvis @FatE1vis]

@23STC23 Yeah we don’t even have any hash marks.

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@23STC23 “And then I told him we had actual turf with hash marks”

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@23STC23 @Edmond_DantesCM @CollegeFBPortal @Utah_Football Hash marks? Sick.

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@SamwiseG6714 @11Yanks And still trash. CONCACAF might as well close up shop.

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@UTDCr1tic @Balves12 @boristhbullet @ManagerTactical So pinning it on them is stupid in a team game lmao

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@UTDCr1tic @Balves12 @boristhbullet @ManagerTactical Name two US players that had a better game.

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@MCulshaw84 @SoberKarl @swinnybottom @swissfootdata Who can forget the sport’s pristine history? The lengthy history of match fixing. Sweeping the deaths of thousands of migrant workers under the rug so a tournament could be held in Qatar. Hell maybe the most famous goal in its history was scored cheating lol.

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@TheDjOfChoice @JEmCeeKnight @KanekoaTheGreat His shoulder is in the middle of his back?

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@segonmillor @mmorris2315 @B2theK07 @BarstoolBigCat Lol. Good thing Messi made sure that the other player didn’t roll his ankle prior to coming down. Truly the goat.

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@sebfc06 @treycallie @Ricky_Roller_1 @AlexiLalas Almost ended his career lmooooo

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@SummersJohns69 @brandonwenerd @CetiAlphaFumf Not nearly as embarrassing as unironically using the word cringe as a man.

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@mufccopley @KelvinLoyola What you saying about the US if they lost in pens to Paraguay?

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@drinkisgreat @AmericanOutlaws Well after England gets knocked out in Azteca I guess we’ll both get to watch two proper sides in the final.

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@drinkisgreat @AmericanOutlaws You said they all out attacked the US.

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@drinkisgreat @AnCryptoStan @AmericanOutlaws Clearly you didn’t watch.

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@drinkisgreat @AmericanOutlaws All out attacked and had one shot on goal lmao

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@fertoreees @thasdaug We gonna have to wait another 20 years sadly.

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@ku_grant What’s funnier is using seven nation army as a chant like this started in Europe.

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@Dort_for_dpoy @rockchalkryr9 @KraftDinner_ @TylerDeLuca That this is directly taking from European soccer culture lmao

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@AlamoOnTheRise @whoisbledose @NBADraftWass If only we had game tape of him dunking lol

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