Burt Handsome

former guitarist for Surfer Blood, current Tates Cookie enthusiast

[Underdog @Underdog]

LeBron James and Jaylen Brown fighting over the last bottle of hairline spray at the 76ers facility

[Burt Handsome @FatEfron]

That Cora tweet is aging like milk

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

After the Red Sox had that horrendous loss against the Rockies where Aroldis Chapman fell apart in the 9th, this was the message Chad Tracy sent to the team in the middle of the night, via @alexspeier.

Several members of the team reportedly identified it as a “tone-shifter.”

[FenwayAttendee @FenwayAttendee]

15 straight wins

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

Matt Freese when his country needs him the most

[Cleveland Cam @ClevelandCam]

I’m asking genuinely because I don’t know anything about soccer:

Didn’t they suspend Ronaldo’s suspension similarly to this so he could play in the World Cup?

Was there this level of outrage for that?

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[Burt Handsome @FatEfron]

The Red Sox fielding a competitive team

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

What’s a baseball tradition from your childhood that no longer exists?

[Burt Handsome @FatEfron]

Exclusive: socialism is bad when it helps the citizens, it’s very good if you’re a terrible business/awful airline

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Exclusive: The Trump administration is nearing a rescue deal for Spirit Airlines that would loan the discount carrier as much as $500 million. https://t.co/pbcLuEwNyQ

[Burt Handsome @FatEfron]

@NoahKahan

[𝐭 𝐫 𝐢 𝐱 𝐢 𝐞 ! 🎠 @theres_a_bea]

noah kahan joining the war on depression on the side of depression

[Burt Handsome @FatEfron]

Are the kids eating free at @99restaurants because of the @RedSox after game 2?:

[Burt Handsome @FatEfron]

Are the kids eating free at @99restaurants because of the @RedSox after game 1?:

[Burt Handsome @FatEfron]

People are playing Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen, watching Scrubs, listening to Hillary Duff, and reading about American bombs dropping in the Middle East. We really are back in 2004

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Remember what they took from you

[Burt Handsome @FatEfron]

I’m a 3x Republican led war for oil veteran

[Burt Handsome @FatEfron]

Dominic Toretto 🫱🏽‍🫲🏻 Joyce Byers #StrangersThings

[Burt Handsome @FatEfron]

Fuck Elf on the Shelf, all my homies hate Elf on the Shelf

[Burt Handsome @FatEfron]

An AJ Brown touchdown???

[Burt Handsome @FatEfron]

Annual reminder that we don’t actually know what “The Monster Mash” sounds like as the song we know is actually just a song ABOUT The Monster Mash