Bryan Gutierrez

Yakelis

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

Today might be 4 of July, but tomorrow is no. #don't #krisethelord

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

If I could do any better in school, I would be President Krise #krisethelord

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

Sharks are my bitches, bitches be snitches

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

Gum tree? More like no knees. Stupid immigration. #speedracist

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

Good lord, are Kerigs the new in-office gift. #fugginstarbucks #fapinmychinnos

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

Qurl, if you were a feline. I would call you an Oce-little, CUZ U AINT A -LOT!!! #natgeo #oookillem

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

Can u not? @shiorioki13

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

Can u just stop song singing.

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

People who put songs in loop. #mileyvirus

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

Chapstick, more like chopsuey #chin #ese

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

House of cards? More like infinity shards. #coldneverbotheredmeanyway

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

I don't wanna know why the whale ate the shark #stupidBio #notevensharkweek

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

Shiori smells like wet goat #rekt

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

Cheeze-its till I die

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

Yik yak, more like dick black. #rektangle

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

Middle schoolers, more like fiddle whoolers. #rektangle

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

Sometimes when I take a shit, jk I'm 2 perfect. #rekt

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

Shiori Oki? No it's Shit Oki says #rekt

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

Dear Lowd, halp

[Bryan Gutierrez @FatGOOTY]

Spicy Pesssi like a hot LAAAADYY