FatGrannySmith

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[FatGrannySmith @FatGrannySmith]

Guys im goin to McDonalds Then Kfc for Breakfast be home in a bit x

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

Your fabulous son @FatGrannySmith , he loved the motorcycle...

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Dont you just hate it when you write someone a big long paragraph and they go and reply 'K' ...

[FatGrannySmith @FatGrannySmith]

Deal With It

[FatGrannySmith @FatGrannySmith]

Weight Watchers < Eating

[FatGrannySmith @FatGrannySmith]

My Daily Routine:
Wake up.
Eat.
Sleep.

[FatGrannySmith @FatGrannySmith]

Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Waiters gonna wait. Aligators gonna aligate

[FatGrannySmith @FatGrannySmith]

I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D.

[FatGrannySmith @FatGrannySmith]

@McDonalds Have been having a mcdonalds breakfast for over 30 years!

[FatGrannySmith @FatGrannySmith]

@McDonalds Can i order 50 Big Macs, 7 Large Fantas, 18 Large Chips, 75 Cheeseburgers and 5 Crunchie McFlurrys Please!:)

[FatGrannySmith @FatGrannySmith]

@Skittles overly attached does not describe me, I eat 20,000 packets an hour!

[Fat Granny Duff @FatGrannyDuff]

@Janett2690 you saying I'm fat? Well I'm offended :(

[FatGrannySmith @FatGrannySmith]

GrannyDuff : Im away out with my grannys, were are your friends?
Me : In my stomach!
GrannyDuff : Bye...

[FatGrannySmith @FatGrannySmith]

Police came to my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes, Dafuq my dogs don't own bikes.

[FatGrannySmith @FatGrannySmith]

Me at school http://t.co/bkjQ5lpyeI

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LOLZ http://t.co/vhM7YWWJ6L

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How cute! http://t.co/2QhHtS2wX5