Just a mentally ill Jezebel out here trying to have a good time. I enjoy having my picture taken, sexting, feeding sessions, being spoiled, and cuddles ✌🏽🖤🔞
Today is March 1st! That means it’s the first day of my birthday month! I will kindly be accepting birthday donations!
And this one’s a big one- I’m turning ✨30✨ y’all! (Maybe that means you should send me $30 🤷🏻♀️)
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@HoneyBun_TV I tell my friend all the time that the donkey is the star of the show in the bible story because the 🫏 & 🐉 fell in love and had cute baby donkey dragon babies. And who else from that story can say they stared in Shrek??? I’ll wait… 😂
I just told a friend the “H” in Jesus H Christ stands for Handjobs.
You know, the famous carpenter Jesus Handjobs Christ??!! That’s what the holes in his hands were for, obviously.
@FATFabandthick I was freaking out because I couldn’t do anything on any Meta platform on any of my devices. It seems there is an outage. Still scary. Goes to show what it can feel like if the eastern sea board went out. That’s one of my many intrusive thoughts 💭