Fat Larry

The official X of Orca Wrangler, Fat Larry

[Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist]

The bar exam did its job. Three cheers for the bar exam.

[Fat Larry @FatLarry420]

@DiscussingFilm They had one job

[Drew ꗞ @GoodNightDrew]

Lightning McQueen meets Mater as an adult after going to Radiator Springs

Boycott this show

[Fat Larry @FatLarry420]

@BrettRedacted How dare you speak ill of Freddy’s

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Cannot express how worth it @TheOnion paper subscription is

[CODENAME:sx @CODENAMEsx11347]

Reminded me there's a version where Patrick struggles against the G&W match up

[MLB @MLB]

Mountain Dew Baja Blast is now the official soft drink of Major League Baseball ⚾️

Mountain Dew will roll out a season-long promotion tied to the biggest home runs in the game. The "Get a Baja for a Blast" program will turn long-distance home runs into product rewards, with more details coming soon

[US Postal Inspection Service - Headquarters @USPIS_HQ]

Today we pause to remember Post Office Inspector Levi C. Chance who tragically shot himself while cleaning his service weapon #OTD in 1923.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password.

It’s not stroganoff.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

due to the forecast of 6 more weeks of winter we’re kinda pissed to be introducing a new menu item:

Punxsutawney Platter - grilled groundhog medallions with hashbrowns

[@ififxxxxxxluv @ififxxxxxxxluv]

twitter when u ask it to see the quotes on a post

[soli @solisolsoli]

They’re Selling Chocolates by wafalo

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

Había un tráfico terrible
Fue a ver que pasaba
Y era que a 2 marmotas les pinto agarrarse a las piñas en el medio de la ruta

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

There’s a grunge themed wrestler named ‘Steven Flowe’ whose theme song is ‘Even Flow’ by Pearl Jam, except all the lyrics are just his name.
Please also note as commitment to the aesthetic he has on double flannel.

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