Garfield

"I require lasagna." | Sonic RP/OC based on Garfield. I regret nothing. Art by me.

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

"I hate Mondays."

🐱Garfield Sonic-verse RP

🐱Art by me

🐱Yes this is a joke

🐱Yes I'm taking it seriously

🐱A fat, lazy cat lad obsessed with pasta

🐱Harbors an eldritch entity

🐱Primary art by me, all other art will be sourced

🐱Writer Tag: #Cinnavillain

🐱RT?

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

@TemperedRose //TRANSFORMERS

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

"...sorry, ain't a religious fella like I said."

Sips from coffee.

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

@ThatBaristaPup "Name's Garfield. You?" And sips.

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

@ThatBaristaPup Well, he'll happily take it! "Thanks miss."

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

"I don't believe in gods."

Sips from a coffee.

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

//one of these days someone is gonna actually kill khadow

Like someone’s gonna fuckin murder him in his sleep with a rusty knife

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

“Gottem.”

Goes to refill.

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

@SQUISHEDPINK //THAT WAS FUCKING BRUTAL

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

//HOLY FUCK

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

Sips from a coffee mug.

A piping hot mug.

Pours it over Shadow’s Head.

Reminder, shit’s boiling hot.

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

@KomoriNoHoseki //I can’t wait for the gorefield phase where it becomes full eldritch horror shsggsgsfsvaugdbrbe

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

//ok I can’t do the spaced text for gorefield I need to figure something else out-

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

@RubyPhenomenon “Y o u r p e n c h a n t f o r c o m e d y i s . . . N o t e d .”

Garfield, or... whatever the hell is in control right now tilts his head.

“Y o u m a k e i l l u s i o n s , b u t y o u c a n n o t e s c a p e t h e t r u t h .”

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

@TemperedRose //HE DIDNT MEAN TO AND IT FUCKS HIM UP

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

//for those curious here’s the hilariously overly dramatic backstory

[Garfield @FatLasagnaLover]

@RubyPhenomenon “...”

He grit his teeth, covering his face. “Ow, ow, not now...”

...when he reopened his eyes, they had a sickly green glow to them... and his mouth seemed to have much more jagged rows of teeth.

“Y o u w i l l l e a r n , s o o n e n o u g h .”

//art by lumpytouch