Bradley

Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

How to save a friend:
Creepy guy trying to flirt: do you like these pants?
Friend: uhhhh....
Me: HEY BABE LETS GO! (puts arms around waist)

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

Every time I come home from work, I seem stupid in front of my parents. My mom found oven mitts that I had just used, sitting in the fridge

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

I am who I am. Don't like it gtfo of my life.

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

Sometimes you need to stop getting up and give up. Once your ass is down...stay down, that way you'll avoid being hurt again.

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

"Fuck this man! Imma just dip it." Takes her sliced oranges and dips it in water...* @JayChuon

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

Her and I argue about who pays. I said to the waiter "dude, the bro code." Waiter said "you cant disrespect the bro code."
I paid in the end

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

sometimes you just have to walk away, even if they mean the world to you.

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

@wendyytran walks into Quoola. Sample every flavour. Then walks out. Ahahaha

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

@nastooz dw about me i got this. ill just hide in the back ^^

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

@nastooz i ask to work on thurs instead of wed HEHEHHEHE

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

@nastooz awe ill VISIT YOU!!

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

@nastooz Is it because i left? :(

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

@nastooz my face is showing!! Ahhhh

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

@nastooz omfg total embarrassment :(

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

@nastooz ANIMAL HOODIES!! D:

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

@nastooz it's so funny how he's like I don't like dicks in my mouth it's messed up and I couldn't stop laughing at this guy

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

@nastooz ahahaha I sent a text to 1 of your 2 number and I guess wrong. So this person sent me a huge rant about their number -.-

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

@nastooz omfg that is amazing!!

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

@jessmedina are you serious!!?? i thought they were just coated with like sugar icing and then like idk microwaved. im mind blown too

[Bradley @FatMonkz]

@jessmedina "do I need more white balls"