Bumbaclart

Exclusively here for football gossip and to complain about shit.

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@NotoriousBAG_ Maybe all the gaslighting that the scots are all ‘so wonderful’ might have confused people but this is what they’re actually like when they’re not pissed up.

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@lloyd_215 I’d pay £5 to not have to drink that horrible yankee piss.

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@Joelbirmz12 The Magnum is such a scam - it’s literally just a choc ice on a stick marked up like 300% but for some reason we think they’re amazing. Soleros slap though.

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@fadule_ This wasn’t the flex you thought it was. . . If you can’t laugh with your friends, enjoy a concert or satisfy your wife without a drink that doesn’t help promote alcohol but it sure says a lot about you….

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@stephenRB4 Baseball is up there. I swear they purposefully make it dull so that the cattle in the grounds get bored and buy more hotdogs.

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@SamCKx This is really well reasoned, which is extremely rare on X 👏 Cue the Neanderthals in the comments….

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@IAmSteveHarvey Be class if Morocco won it. I think they’ll run out of steam but they’re playing the best football so far and their fans are great.

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@MickRuby_MURTV Yeah, £200k may be equivalent to what he’s on now but he’s paying virtually no tax on that…. If you’re genuinely stupid enough to think he’d sign for that you can’t be helped.

Why do you think Casemiro demanded £350k?

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@Altgthr This is an excellent tweet. It’s a little niche but I’ll allow it 👏

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@xghana_ Fair play - that’s jolly decent of him.

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@EPLBible Peak Joe Hart was better than the angry T Rex but he wasn’t at peak levels for very long. Baines would have a shot at LB and I’d pick Young over Gordon but to be honest I’d pick James May over Gordon so 🤷

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@SpartanKnightX @stephenRB4 Excuse me are you fucking high?

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@stephenRB4 Not at all. I’m a massive Tolkien fan but it’s the world he built that’s great not the actual story. Arguably the most influential fantasy writer of all time, certainly in English, but if we isolate just the LOTR it wouldn’t be a top ten story.

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@2MuchApplePie Skip to the end. It’s spunk.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Poor Bastard

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@TheRealJamieKay Konnie Huq

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@ClownWorld The yank obsession with plastic gloves rather than … well just actual hygiene is hilarious. It’s consistently proven that gloves are dirtier than washed hands. No wonder you’re all on diarrhoea meds every other day….

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@Oluchi_Utd Istanbul 2005. And it’s not even close.

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@Chelsearory @piersmorgan I appreciate you’re (likely) not exactly hard up but still, fair play for actually following through.

It was a reckless bet to be fair!

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@alexwest88 @FarnboroughAcad Ideally you should have sent him in in shorts and let them send him home but you’re 100% in the right here.