Late Night Matinee

Pioneer of the Pepperoni Talk®️

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@CorpoTuck I don't see it

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Atlantic Ocean > Pacific Ocean but the West Coast > East Coast. #facts

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Do you think there are any sharks out there wearing human-tooth necklaces?

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Black Friday is for unsubscribing from marketing emails.

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My @LEGO_Group phone stand also supports my @Casio_USA calculator. #friday #weirdmath

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Cholula™️ is a registered trademark of Spicy Liquid LLC.

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It's hard to spell Texas without Tacos

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My friend can really clean up a plate of seafood. Nickname: the Clamboni

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name idea for a pair of cats: Reuben and Rachel. #sandwich

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The Teams logo is just a rip-off of the Myspace logo.

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Killing time in an airport? I eat with chopsticks

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wastin' away again in mycomputerville,
searchin' for my cost, escape, or alt. 🍹🎵

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Wordle in 1 today! Second time. #knife

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Tomato season is also when bacon is ripest. #BLT

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@CorpoTuck Sometimes I play the surveillance capitalism game to help me find a product thru targeted ads, but where’s the button to unsub after I’ve bought an item in that category?!

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@CorpoTuck Fine fabrics from faroff lands

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Saw a zoomer pushing mongo on a Penny in size 12s. #doingitwrong #size9sforlife

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Halloween costumes are due soon, just in case you forgot

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It’s believed that some birds can sense magnetic fields to help them navigate during migration. #magneticmigrators #ironbeak #ironclaw

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Thinking about making a colander calendar. #saveitforladle #holeybowls