Fat Pigeon Jr.

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[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

@LHS_MrGilmore For a guidance teacher, you sure are putting us through a lot of emotional trauma 😂

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

@FatPigeon12 Father, my absence has scared you so but I am with Jacques and we’re spending a romantic evening together. He just bought me a loaf of bread, I’m in love 😍

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

@lhs_sciences So sad to hear that Mr Hughes is leaving, might make a donation of bread to his door. Want to help @LHS_MrGilmore?

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

@FatPigeon12 @LHS_MrGilmore Aufgeregt, deutsche Tauben zu treffen 🐦😛

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

How did I get one then?????!!!

[LHS History - Mr Gilmore @LHS_MrGilmore]

I’m always proud of our young people at LHS. The challenges they face make their achievements all the more special. Tonight was another reminder of that fact. Congrats to the deserving prize winners and wishes of the brightest future to all our leavers.

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

@LHS_MrGilmore

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

Fat Pigeon Jr says thanks to @LHS_MrGilmore too! Thank you for not knowing who I am and this trip that you somehow pulled off! <3

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

@LHS_MrGilmore All hail the motherland

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

@LHS_MrGilmore you’re walking right past my cousin, isn’t he @FatPigeon12

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

@LHS_MrGilmore Well Disney lets pigeons in whereas here we have to fight for our right to ride!! Disney employs all sorts of animals, and would love a pigeon!!!

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

Tell me your name and I’ll get you A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD for 1 shirt

[FatPigeon @FatPigeon12]

I now officially have merch! Only for 3 slices of bread. Interested in buying one @LHS_MrGilmore ?

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

Well they tried to stop me, but I got in!!!

[FatPigeon @FatPigeon12]

Just off to Parc Asterix to spend time with some pigeon pals. Do you think they'd let a pigeon on one of the rides?

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

Spot @LHS_MrGilmore at Parc Astérix!

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

@FatPigeon12 @LHS_MrGilmore Me too!

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

@FatPigeon12 @LHS_MrGilmore That’s one shiny table

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

Who is it then?? Who is my MOTHER

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

Perhaps, but do you know who I am? No! I say! You will never know who I am!!!

[LHS History - Mr Gilmore @LHS_MrGilmore]

@FatPigeon12 This adds one piece to the jigsaw. Your mask is slipping my feathered friend.

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

But you might not be comfortable when CERTAIN history teachers point it out!! It could be upsetting you!!!

[FatPigeon @FatPigeon12]

@FatPigeonJr1 @LHS_MrGilmore But I AM a fat pigeon

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

@LHS_MrGilmore you should not body shame poor defenceless pigeons and I will be writing a sternly worded letter to the government with @FatPigeon12 because that's just rude. We have to defend the pigeons!

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

@FatPigeon12 @LHS_MrGilmore Yeah he did he was walking to the bathroom and just was like talking about McDonald's and how fat pigeon is fat for a reason

[Fat Pigeon Jr. @FatPigeonJr1]

I can't believe you called @FatPigeon12 a fat pieon because they went to McDonald's that's just rude @LHS_MrGilmore