Ryan Ross

I've just been really stressed soooo stfu about my recent slight weight gain

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

I miss Brendon...his eyes reminded me of chocolate...#fatryan

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

Beans have changed for meeeee and that's okayyyy you're making filletttt i'm on my wayyyyy

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

Pas De Ketchup....#fatryan

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

But it's Better if you Do(n't touch my freaking leftovers).....#fatryan

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

Exchanging lunch meat in the passenger seat oh no no you know it wil just be salami

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

@SUAREASY Oh shit! Is that sandwhich arm vegetarian?! Dibs, Suarez...dibs...

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

@billbeckett I have a song revision for you... "Pies are pies in everybody's eyes and I want to eat you"

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

I think I the reason that I went from 11 followers to 8 is because I either ate them or they are lost in one of my rolls. Ehah.

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

But if I were to dine tonight, would you cry or deny me this piece o-of PIEEEEEE #fatryan

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

I went to put my giutar strap on for a Young Veins show and it got stuck =_= hah

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

I write recipies, not tragedies.....#fatryan

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

My favorite classic sandwhich? Everyone knows that! It's a Yellow Submarine sandwhich....#fatryan

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

Rakeem?! Where are you dude?! I can't find you!! He has to be in one of these rolls somewhere....#fatryan

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

Oh how it's been so long, I'm so sorry I've been gone, I was busy making cake for ME....Mmmmmmm......#fatryan

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

I'm So Starving....#fatryan

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

Build a Cake, Then We'll Talk....#fatryan

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

Eating is the most fun I can have without shoving Twinkies down my pants....New Song Title .....#fatryan

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

Most folks need a fork to conquer...Some big type of food, they don't know all the sweets I've conquered... When I'm eating fondue #fatryan

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

I'm so in love that every pie screams TRY MEEEEE

[Ryan Ross @FatRyanRoss]

Every dream I dream, I dream about fondue......