Sarah

I eat. I drink. I live.

[Sarah @FatSarahForPrez]

This challenge is about to give everyone a y*ast infection #loveisland

[Sarah @FatSarahForPrez]

This challenge is about to give everyone a yeast infection #loveisland

[Sarah @FatSarahForPrez]

I need Melanie and Aniyah to STAND UPPPP OMFFGGGG #loveisland

[Sarah @FatSarahForPrez]

The new season of #TheBear is shot like a horror film

[Sarah @FatSarahForPrez]

Probably felt like it was real tbh

[Sarah @FatSarahForPrez]

I’m watching the #lordoftheflies mini series on Netflix and it’s stressing me out simply because I’m imagining being on set with all the fuckass little boys and what a nightmare that must have been

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

If I was cast on Summer House I would pretend to be dead in the pool for attention

[Sarah @FatSarahForPrez]

@sighswoon No you wouldn’t

[✨fєαяℓєѕѕℓσяι✨ @Fearlesslori___]

A cheating man is bad enough. But you know what's even worse? A man who pretends to be good, but in reality is a pathological liar, a lustful manipulator, and an expert at playing the victim...

[Nunnie The G @NunnieTheG]

Cheating on a btch who really actually
LOVES you & is loyal to you is a HUGE character flaw idgaf & if you could snake your own girl & play both sides on her, you are capable of doing ANYTHING to anybody & I stand on that. You cannot be trusted in any aspect of life.

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.

[Sarah @FatSarahForPrez]

Why do people still argue about prenups. Like just get the prenup, who gives afffff #LoveIsBlind

[Sarah @FatSarahForPrez]

It really will be the dumbest people you know asking for homeschooling recommendations 🫠🙃

[Sarah @FatSarahForPrez]

Not them using the JET2 Holiday song in #LoveIsBlind 😂

[🦢 @meishato]

If the Halftime show wasn’t “white enough” for you, go read the epstein files, it’s all in english and full of white people

[Sarah @FatSarahForPrez]

@danceoforion I think Bree is gonna find the tape in her room and release it 🥲

[Sarah @FatSarahForPrez]

FUCK YOU EVAN YOU ARE DEAD #tellmelies

[m @msnetik]

Strega Nona - TRAITOR
Madeline - Faithful
Rainbow Fish - Faithful; later recruited
Paddington - Faithful
Corduroy - Faithful
Babar - Faithful (first banished)
Amelia Bedelia - TRAITOR
Eloise - Faithful
Very Hungry Caterpillar - Faithful
Cat in the Hat - TRAITOR
Thing 1 - Faithful

[Sarah @FatSarahForPrez]

The environmental impact of the amount of paper towels I use when I clean is offset by me being vegetarian for 10 years.