Large Elvis

dumb guy, eats bread, gets fat, the end

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

Sports illustrated fired him for challenging their pay cuts during the pandemic.

He ran to unseat FIFA’s president.

He challenged human rights abuses in Qatar.

RIP Grant Wahl, who’s career was as much about great reporting as it was about speaking truth to abusive power.

[Large Elvis @FatSweatyElvis]

@Badger5000 Ah yes I was. Who’s this new disgrace to the scene though? The para all over again or someone new? The fact that we can’t keep straight which one is which is sort of the point though isn’t it

[Large Elvis @FatSweatyElvis]

@Badger5000 I don’t know the tiny battler

[Large Elvis @FatSweatyElvis]

@Badger5000 Is this the special forces lad or the lad Essex? Or another one?

[Large Elvis @FatSweatyElvis]

@LibrisRex @davidbrook Fuck, completely forgot 30-50 feral hogs was a reply. That might be the winner

[Large Elvis @FatSweatyElvis]

@Nickel_Wound This is living the dream buddy. Which horror movies? Anything good?

[Large Elvis @FatSweatyElvis]

@MissCharlesV Fucking hell, look at him, he’s beautiful with all those spangles

[Large Elvis @FatSweatyElvis]

@heleninreallife @MissCharlesV @Badger5000 It’s been out for a month, long past the grace period for spoilers

[Large Elvis @FatSweatyElvis]

@razzbingo @Nickel_Wound Goodness no. This makes that look like good, clean, chaste Mormon fun

[Large Elvis @FatSweatyElvis]

@Nickel_Wound @razzbingo The book is excellent! And horrifying

[Large Elvis @FatSweatyElvis]

@Badger5000 @heleninreallife Papa John ate 800 pizzas in 18 months so who are we to argue best business practices? https://t.co/BsfLwW3y0C

[Large Elvis @FatSweatyElvis]

@Badger5000 He Not Of Normal Criminal Element is he?

[Large Elvis @FatSweatyElvis]

@Badger5000 *ahem*sex trafficked minors across state lines*ahemgrumblegrumble* #factsmatter

[Large Elvis @FatSweatyElvis]

@Nickel_Wound Italy put Hard Times on this country by takin’ this bear out, that’s hard times. And we all had Hard Times together, and I admit, that bear don’t look like the bear of today is supposed to look. His belly’s just a little big, his heiny’s a little big, but brother, he’s bad

[Large Elvis @FatSweatyElvis]

@razzbingo @Nickel_Wound Me, after I break in to the bakery