Aaron

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

Boner dropped my controller ffs

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

Went for a shit at work accidentally opened phone camera and saw my peculiar pecker

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

Rapidly realising it truly is one chance at life

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

You haven’t lived until you’ve gooned

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

Yerk 50 called out to me and foretold the prophecy of my ancient Chinese sea shanties landing me top of the pops

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

Stupid bitch backed up into me.

Luckily I’m non-chalant and lowkey didn’t care

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

highkey yerked offa dem black mold spores

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

I want to show myself but I can’t. I would make a woman regret it all

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

Accidentally opened the camera so this is farewell to everyone

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

I need affection or I’m going to blow my done smoove off seriously

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

Lemme nuh in yo buh

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

I feel like I don’t exist to anyone even myself

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

Didn’t realise I drive the shit mobile

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

Fuck money and drugs and tender love from a deep connection with your soulmate. I need help

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

Nuke victims look more appealing than me fr

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

Is philophbia the rejection of self love or a deeper issue within the soul in which lies the guiding spirit of one’s path

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

Why do people ride bikes when life’s already a cycle?

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

Can I get veterans discount for when I fought in the thumb wars?

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

Did so much character development just for no one to bat an eye

[Aaron @Fat_Coomer]

Need some new patch notes I got too many debuffs rn