Fat Mark

why so serious

[Ronald Wiggums, MD @ronnywiggs_msu]

I work so fucking hard everyday so my future daughter has a chance to travel Europe with my AMEX with her sorority friends. We are not the same.

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

Things are escalating quickly. If I don’t stop now I’ll have a big problem. (Third Wednesday in a row housing two QDOBA burritos)

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

@DougCarter25 Exactly what happened

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

I used to despise Bad Bunny. Kinda a fan now

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

McDonald’s, butches burritos, chick fil a. Huge problem we have here

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

Brady tkachuk you are a Detroit Red Wing

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

See you in Valhalla #spreadsheet

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

Top 5 worst feeling oat
Seeing ur car gone out the spot u parked illegally

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

Was searching for a job today. Sat there for a couple hours thinking about how I used to be scared to play solos in Fortnite

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

This one hurts. Really hurts

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

Never fucking leaving

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

So we just point at a camera now. #nails

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

Why did I pay money to do this

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

How do you accidentally send out a text to the whole school saying there is an act of violence.

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

Watching someone sweat a Mark Wahlberg bet is so awesome.

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

American football and this is our half time show. Right

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

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[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

Since when does nba play music mid play, Sounds like 2k soundtrack

[Fat Mark @Fat_Mark_]

4 slices of Little Caesars might be worse on the stomach than a whole guy from Gino’s