Christofr Villalobos

The Offspring

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

Some day I'll get it straight, but not today.

[aidan @AlDANS_]

me at the cinema alone.

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

Talking about, "You were there when World War II happened, right?" 🤣

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

While I'm here,

THIS DOODE AT WORK (17-18) ASKED ME FOR MY AGE. WHEN I TOLD HIM, HE SAID, "Oh, you were born in the 1900s."
LMAOOO I almost swung at him

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

First time using this in over a month because I refuse to update my Twitter to X on my phone

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

Wake up, wake up, wake up, it’s the first of the mooooonth

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

@GloryBoyTurtle
Welcome to the 27 club, Tortuga 🐢

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

Wake up, wake up, wake up, it’s the first of the yeeeeaaarr

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

@ImDelirious_ I have heard Afterlife and Nightmare around, but Bat Country… it’s one of my favorite songs. That stuff goes hard!

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

THIS STUFF GOES HARD

[System Of A Down @systemofadown]

SOAD x @THEOFFICIALA7X | Taking over Chicago on August 31, 2025. 🔥 We’ll be joined by special guests, @Polyphia and Wisp. Artist pre-sales begin Wednesday at 12pm CT, and general on-sale is Friday at 12pm CT.

Sign-up at: https://t.co/oNYG2nWCkg

See you at @SoldierField next August.

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

She deserves an award for this ugly ass cry.

[MIKEY @M1CHAELMAN1A]

Naomi’s screams are so haunting.

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

Wake up, wake up, wake up, it’s the first of the mooooonth

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

Not my boy, William Bludworth! 😢
“Final Destination” was one of the first films I watched growing up, and then became one of my favorite franchise when the other films were released. RIP to the man who knew everything about Death.

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

All of us here at Bloody Disgusting are devastated to learn that Tony Todd, the horror legend who unforgettably played the title character in the Candyman franchise, has passed away at the age of 69: https://t.co/aHXebGvxEv

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

Wake up, wake up, wake up, it’s the first of the moooooooonth

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

Wake up, wake up, wake up, it’s the first of the mooooooonth

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

LET’S GOOOOO

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Christmas comes early in @damienleone's TERRIFIER 3 from Bloody Disgusting & Cineverse, which brings Art the Clown back to theaters on October 11.

Watch the official trailer & get tickets now!

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

LET’S GOOOOOOO

[Sonic the Hedgehog @SonicMovie]

New adventure. New rival. 💙💛❤️🖤 Watch the trailer for #SonicMovie3 - only in theatres December 20.

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

Last year, I got to see Sum 41 and The Offspring up close with my $40 lawn ticket 😎

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

Wake up, wake up, wake up, it’s the first of the moooooonth

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

NOOOOOO

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Alexandra Daddario is pregnant with her first child.

[Christofr Villalobos @Fat_Rattious]

Me on Mondays