Fat and Twat

eating and tweeting since 1957

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Watching Grade2 at @StringsVenue with @MattandCat

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@Sgt__Bash Ginsters in Church Litten listening to Ricky Martin 🏌️‍♀️

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@DiamondHell I knew we weren't the only ones to cook pizza on the stove 👊

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RED onions? I've seen it all now. F.

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@MattandCat let me guess you were charged the same as last year but given a lot less for your money and then got robbed in your sleep?

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Have given away my true identity in the reflection of a spoon👇. Lucky Charms score instantly down to an embarrassing 23.5

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LuckyCharms & Soya. I do feel a bit luckier at the moment so will score 32 and adjust the score throughout the day F

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We only use Isle Of Wight swede

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@MattandCat I KNEW YOU'D CALL 1ST but missed you too xxxxxxxx

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Happy Christmas from Fat & Twat, sorry we don't tweet much, we're to busy stuffing our faces! At this time of year.. With stuffing.

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@OldShanklin we don't make the rules (we do make all the rules)

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Join us for our annual eating party with Fur-Kills 20th November tickets only £5595+vat available from Sam's Chicken

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In celebration of gaining 100 followers, tell us what your 100th favourite food is. Mine is fig rolls. F.

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I asked for a bubblebath but they gave me a cocktail #wheredoicomplain?

[Ben Farrelly @BoogeymanAddict]

@FatandTwat kale and Gallybagger everytime.

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@talktotippers you obviously have impeccable taste. How would you like to ghost-write for our column in the @DailyMailUK ?

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Can't afford @RedFunnel food? Why not team up with a stranger and share a breakfast #sharingiscaring #twattips

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Got this doughnut cheap because it didn't have a hole #faultydoughnut

[It's About Thyme @ShanklinThyme]

@FatandTwat is that a taster from the recipe book? That's taking crisp sandwiches to a new level. You're ahead of your time. Are they ready?