Max Dunlap

Monkey. Never. Cramp.

[Max Dunlap @Fatesownhand]

@20th_Centurygal #1 all day

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@WhiteJohn22 @Noirchick1 This is the correct take

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If Kdramas have taught me anything, it's that everyone in Korea has a secret closet with elaborate diagrams and org charts of the kingpin behind some heinous crime 10+ years ago.

And I now think my wife is NIS

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@TheDrPhDMD @steelpen487 @Breeg___ Fun fact: Pride month was originally for Charley Pride until the "homosexuals" hijacked it

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@steelpen487 @RnRNationlive Ha this was my choice as well!

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@MrAndyNgo The drawing on the right looks like someone from "King of the Hill"

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@mistressdivy https://t.co/vO5e5pEY3I

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@HeavyMetal_999 In 1984 I was faced with this very same dilemma. I went for Defenders of the Faith. Great album but looking back more than 40 years later I'd go with Powerslave.

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@crogers_htown A couple of months ago I was at the car wash with the keys to my storage unit kept in the ashtray. I was vacuuming and shlooop they were suctioned away. Never found them. That was a big pain to drill the lock and replace but nowhere near losing a phone. Especially not like that

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@AnciraSalsa @StewsSauce Nice! I will try!

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I had some leftover shrimps so made a few simple tacos. I really like the HEB habanero salsa. Have you had that @StewsSauce? I know it is not the most attractive plate but it was still delicious.

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@StewsSauce @AnciraSalsa I haven't tried Ancira's but I will pick some up next time I am grocery shopping!!

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Our kindergartener told his Mama that "Number of the Beast" is his second favorite song. His Number One?

"Angels We Have Heard On High"

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@AnneHatfieldVO 8AM for the introvert crowd. The one at 10AM is packed and noon makes for a late lunch.

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@mountainwesttax Yes, the Kahlua was to cover the funk

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There was an episode of "Good Eats" with Alton Brown where he made a chocolate pie that way. Melted semi sweet chocolate, little bit of Kahlua, block of tofu in the blender. Pour into a pie crust and chill. I tried making it and it was not bad. I think it'd be hard to get a good pudding/mousseley texture though

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@CrazyKorean These look wonderful!!

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@steelpen487 @messedupfoods I was thinking Hot and Sour soup

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I am grateful that I am the luckiest fellow on the earth

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Our 6 year old got a new joke book that has blank pages to write your own. He was cranking out some bangers last night. My favorite -

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mexico
Mexico who?
Aren't you glad you're not Canada?