Squirrel Daddy

I sing to squirrels and love my dads.

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

This cold can't beat Dad.

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

#dad approved memes. https://t.co/YYBHfC7QCr

[dad @dadaccount_dad]

look at all these #dad memes! ha ha, son

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

Thankful for all the #squirrel #dads out there.
#dadgoals

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

I'm the real dee aye dee.
#dad

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

You make it hard to be faithful, with the lips of an angel (aka squirrel).
#squirreldaddy

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

Sometimes I jump on stage. Sometimes I'm low to the ground.
Trying to feel my squirrel homies, living their struggles out one nut at a time.

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

Bdubs matters just as much as black skinny jeans.
#dad

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

Jello shots are my only contribution to this world.
#dadfact

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

I enjoy squirrels of all shapes and sizes.
Especially chubby, and of the flying variety.
#dadfact

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

This dad feels me on a spiritual level. https://t.co/k28M2LNqkz

[dad @dadaccount_dad]

i wish i was my #dad

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

I wrote the greatest line leading into a breakdown ever:
"Let me hear that motherfucking pussy fart"
#dadjoke #dadfact

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

I'm just a dad, and life is a nightmare.
#dadfact

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

Lights or die.
#dad

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

My girl laugh is on that next level dad business.
#dadfact

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

Sorry, it took six years to figure out this twitter business.
#Silly #dad

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

Every time that I see a #squirrel, it reminds me that there are still little balls of joy in this world.
#dadfact #lol #littleballs

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

Me too, little dude.
#dad https://t.co/r022JvPZ1O

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

#forgetfuldad
Forgot the #hashtag in the last tweet.
#metalcoredad

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

Metalcore is more than a genre.
It's a way of life.

[Squirrel Daddy @FatherDadFry]

The dad-stache and dad-glasses are just as real as my love for dad.
#dadfact