Come forth, all ye bators and gooners. Join me, Father Damien Phalloran, Pontifex Carnis, with cocks in hand or in plastic, and let us worship together.
Take up thy poppers and fleshlights. Anoint thine goon sticks with Albolene, and let no man be ashamed of the flesh bestowed upon him.
Spread wide thine legs, and let us penis our penises together, for in this Covenant there shall be no flesh forsaken.
Be ye floppy or erect, hung or small, cut or intact, bound in cages or displayed in glory. All are welcome here.
Let us now cast aside the burdens of shame and embrace the sacred nature of our own humanity.
Let every man know his own body, and let no brother be made to feel lesser for the flesh he bears.
For the flesh is holy, and the penis is sacred. Let us rejoice in the holy meat between our legs, and celebrate its divine purpose by stroking upward and downward, in fellowship and reverence.
As spoken by Saint JV Marx, Patron Saint of Gooning, in the Book of Perpetual Stimulation:
“I’m getting dumber and dumber, bro.”
Thus begins our devotion.
TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE #bators#cumpilation#penismusic
Even the toughest nuts can be jacked effortlessly when you team up with a bro (or three) (or four). It's science, man.
Source: trust me bro