Ficus Figueroa

I feel like Sade with a pistol

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

Me and my girl sitting in silence eating pho on a rainy day. This is the pinnacle of love shit crazy

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

I’ve dedicated my entire adult life to buying as much Polo as humanely possible and do not care about any of the repercussions

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

Yelling Swamp Izzo in professional corporate settings

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

Ban small talk in the workplace from 8-11:30am there ain’t shit we gotta talk about Lauren

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

When I die, bury me in cocoa bread

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

Good afternoon, Free Gaza

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

Nia hoa fine shyt

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

This is my 9/11

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

JUAN SOTO IS SIGNING WITH THE METS 🚨

15-years, $765M 🤯

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

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[garçon @boymolish]

This is my “I’m just a chill guy”

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

To heal my inner child I must own these

[Sole Retriever @SoleRetriever]

BREAKING: The Nike Kobe 8 Protro “What the Kobe” will release on April 13th 🗓️

📝 HM9621-900
💵 $180

[Sirenity Salem🔮🕯️ @3ternalsirenity]

everyone keeps saying “over metro” YES HELLO???

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

Goat

[Rap Alert @rapalert6]

Veeze hops on Star Bandz’s “yea yea” remix. 🔥

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

Actually sitting down and watching 20v1s or those balloon popping videos is a mental illness

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

Falling back in love with the gym the best decision I’ve ever made

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

Elden ring has ruined my life

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

Uber eats be sending me emails at 2am on some real freaky shit

[zSneakerHeadz @zSneakerHeadz]

“What The” Nike Kobe 8 expected to return Summer 2025. 🎨🐍♾️

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

In the club booing the DJ

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

“My cash app doesn’t work” is such an egregious lie to use as an adult

[Ficus Figueroa @FatherFable]

Noise cancellation working so good in these headphones I forgot how to breathe