FatherHaiku

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@PokemonGoApp
Gotta catch Stuffuls in time
Wooooo, four shiny ones

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Just once I used it
Her most sacred @olaplex
Will she forgive me

#haikuchallenge [once]

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Summertime is here
Longer days and hotter nights
No pants party day

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Let it go my dude
She’s as cold as ice tonight
Frosty opens Tinder

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Hoppy Easter Day
Spring is here but I do fear
Eggnog is weird vibes

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A tutorial
Blend the eyeshadow colors
Kid made me pretty

#HaikuChallenge @baffled

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Losing track of time
Legs worn out and numb again
Toilet seat pains oof

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Earth shattering sound
Coming from behind the door
What did my wife eat?

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“Oh no got to go”
Cried the fastest boy ever
I am Plunger Dad

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i love ta-ta towels
holding that precious cargo
my wife hates my gifts

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Kid wanted ice cream
The place also had some beers
dad and son happy