Fr Masalimo

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[Fr Masalimo @FatherMasalimo]

Blaming a hoe for your relapses is lame .

[Recovery Simp @recovery_simp]

Eh this emtee blud is going through it

[Fr Masalimo @FatherMasalimo]

As a man why would you want your girlfriend to send you nudes ?

You see that thing whenever however.

Ladies your boyfriend doesn't care about your nudes send him your best friend's nudes be will appreciate.

[Kamoza 🇲🇼 🇿🇲 @Kamoza0104]

https://t.co/BaZHDoEhJ0
People in relationships
Ife tilibe otumiza.

[Fr Masalimo @FatherMasalimo]

It's not easy to get easy good quality Sex in Malawi....

One thing millionaire tourists love the most is exploring the sex scene. We don't have any. Nobody rich travels to another country just for the food and bungee jumping... 😂

No reason to visit.

[Poison ☠ Board @NonReligious1y]

As a millionaire why would you even think of visiting Malawi 🇲🇼 ?

[Fr Masalimo @FatherMasalimo]

I agree. You will be in my cabinet in 2030, progressive thinking

[rich by mistake @RICHBYMISTAKE12]

@FatherMasalimo I think ma prostitute should be free...azilipilidwa ndi bomaa😂

[Fr Masalimo @FatherMasalimo]

An example of a fried brain. You can just sit down and pick your crush and masturbate... people have been mastrubating for thousands of years without technology.

[Serial Cheetah @BoscoMbedza]

Munthu ubunyula bwanji ulibe phone ya Internet

[Fr Masalimo @FatherMasalimo]

Ngati amuna anu amalezera just know ananyengako hule knowingly or unknowingly... but they hide it, cos it's a shameful thing.

[Sonhei 🎀 @kiara7829]

Can somebody explain why society taught us to shame prostitutes... but not the MEN paying for them?

[Fr Masalimo @FatherMasalimo]

Every man needs
1. A maid for cooking and cleaning
2. A wife for sex and cuddles
3. A side piece for fun and stress relief.

This marriage will last ages.

Thank you.

[Don Khiva🇲🇼👑 @KhivaIV]

Free advice to you girls who are not yet married please learn how to cook before you go there. Only sex won’t save you in marriage. It’s cheap to fuck these days.

[Fr Masalimo @FatherMasalimo]

@Kamoza0104 @She_Flames91 Tili mommo

[Luda🧸 @Ludathygoat]

Petite girls take dick so well it should be studied😮‍💨

[Fr Masalimo @FatherMasalimo]

That's just a prostitute without a fixed rate. Apart from cash, they accept payment in booze and food as well.

[Lifestyle & Culture Magazine @lcmagazinemw]

Define a baddie?

[Fr Masalimo @FatherMasalimo]

None of you BT women thought of this for @sundaysoireemw ?

[DEDE ASHIOGWU🌻 @dede_ashiogwu]

Tan 🌊

[Fr Masalimo @FatherMasalimo]

Masturbation should be taught in schools. We are losing too many people to issues that could have been easily resolved with a simple jerk off

[Awideee⚔️ @Loki_Megaa]

Koma masapota a arsenal eehh😭😂

[Don Khiva🇲🇼👑 @KhivaIV]

Normalize giving respect to those who actually deserve it.

[Fr Masalimo @FatherMasalimo]

If Taygrin had a baby with Zani Challe

[The Slice Magazine @slicemagazine]

Quote of the Day. — Charisma

[A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼 @AlipoAndrewsII]

Mkazi wako ali ku High Society iwe uli mu 49 kupanga zaka Baby Gin. 🤣🤣

[nomzieb @NomzieB_]

How broke are you people ? What do you mean you need to start prostitution for an outfit

[Lifestyle & Culture Magazine @lcmagazinemw]

The final lineup for Gwamba's upcoming show is officially out!

​No Driemo? No Onesimus?

​Who shouldn't be on this list, and who actually deserved a spot? Let's talk.

[Fr Masalimo @FatherMasalimo]

Kodi sukulu munayimba kuti ? You seem like you lack logical thinking skills ?

[Name Cannot Be Blank @KandyPure02]

I know a few people Here. Why isn't old mutual calling them?

[Fr Masalimo @FatherMasalimo]

This minibus conductor is telling us a story on how one customer insisted on buying this ka juzi from him in his minibus last week....

[Fr Masalimo @FatherMasalimo]

Two hoes just for control

[Koketso @koketsomashilee]

Guy's, after you've achieved this goal in life, what else do you need to feel completely successful ?? 🤔🏡👨‍👩‍👧‍👦