I've been in social media hibernation for a while and the first thing I see is that it’s #NationalSchoolPictureDay. Am I responsible for taking pictures now? Because Daughter Nature is definitely not photo-ready.
A lot of people try keeping up with the Joneses, but have you ever tried keeping up with #MotherNature? It’s not easy to track someone down when they’re in charge of the entire world.
#DYK butterflies taste with their feet? That must explain why there was a flutter of butterflies on my PB&J today. Or was it a butter of flutterflies? #TuesdayThoughts
Oh don’t mind me and Daughter Nature having a jam session. And no, I don’t mean we’re dancing around, we’re making peanut butter jam bars for #ValentinesDay! https://t.co/6xfXg3FOJd
I love to help out #MotherNature by being hands-on in the kitchen. Make #lunchtime more fun by including a joke in your kid’s lunchbox. Need inspiration? You can use my favorite “You know what’s nuts? How good that PB&J you’re about to eat tastes. Love, Dad!”