ALL PRAISES TO CAYDEN CAILEAN I EXIST TO DRINK AND TO SERVE IN THE NAME OF THE RIGHTEOUS COME DRINK WITH ME AT @DTWfed (FATHER O'WHITE IS NOT REAL YOU IDIOTS)
Also, just so the world knows...
JUST BECAUSE MY ROBE SAYS DRAGON SLAYER ON IT DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE TO AUTOMATICALLY SLAY EVERY DRAGON I COME ACROSS
HOWEVER THIS FUCKING DRAGON HAS IT THE FUCK COMING
@KalindaVK
So how many drinks do I gotta buy y'all before I can get some of that sweet merch deal money?
Come on. Cayden is perfectly fine with @DTWFed selling little plastic versions of my holy flask.
COMING SOON
I BRING THE MESSAGE OF CAYDEN CAILEAN TO @Midwest_18 AND @DeathRowWrestli
AND I AM GOING TO FIGHT A SHIT TON OF PIRATES ON A BOAT IN A FEW DAYS #TheStuff
.@DTWFed Carnage Carnival Night 2 Tally:
@WARtsuda Heavy lacerations, possible concussion
@spacecaseacid Lost due to rib injury
@FatherOWhite Sore neck
@BackslideGenius Opponent too drunk to target leg
And Claudia managed to die and still continue a match.