Father O'White

ALL PRAISES TO CAYDEN CAILEAN I EXIST TO DRINK AND TO SERVE IN THE NAME OF THE RIGHTEOUS COME DRINK WITH ME AT @DTWfed (FATHER O'WHITE IS NOT REAL YOU IDIOTS)

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

This drink goes out to all the times I wish I had one and didn't.

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

I left the way I came in.

Drunk and in praise.

That's good enough for me.

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

You know what you did.

:)

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

Also, just so the world knows...

JUST BECAUSE MY ROBE SAYS DRAGON SLAYER ON IT DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE TO AUTOMATICALLY SLAY EVERY DRAGON I COME ACROSS

HOWEVER THIS FUCKING DRAGON HAS IT THE FUCK COMING

@KalindaVK

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

I'm so pissed off I need another drink. Cayden, come hold me back. Someone's about to get kicked in the nuts.

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

AND THIS IS WHY WE DON'T GROW UP TO BE PIRATES KIDS

https://t.co/CzaFWqKHyJ

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

I regret to inform you that I can no longer possibly win the Carnage Cup @DTWFed

I am pretty much working there for beer at this point.

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

@DeathRowWrestli

Lvl 3 - And He Can Work A Skype Call, Too!

https://t.co/lEHntC1J0u

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

https://t.co/agxDApDIFh

"Lvl 2 - Never Sit On The Boss' Left Knee" (AKA FUCK THE @WoodyGrin )

@DeathRowWrestli

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

@DeathRowWrestli

(CD) Lvl 1 - A New Campaign

https://t.co/N6kI7AczFH

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

So how many drinks do I gotta buy y'all before I can get some of that sweet merch deal money?

Come on. Cayden is perfectly fine with @DTWFed selling little plastic versions of my holy flask.

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

I may not win the tournament, but I always have a K-SQUAD to drink with.

@DTWFed 's fans are the real winners, I will make sure of that

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

You can count on two things. One, I will show up whenever and whenever you need me. And two, I will show up drunk.

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

COMING SOON

I BRING THE MESSAGE OF CAYDEN CAILEAN TO @Midwest_18 AND @DeathRowWrestli

AND I AM GOING TO FIGHT A SHIT TON OF PIRATES ON A BOAT IN A FEW DAYS #TheStuff

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

Bacon, pineapple & jalapeno https://t.co/ZMlCgbMrlI

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

My neck is fine, thank you very much. https://t.co/mOngkMlXKY

[ۗۗEmpress Kalinda, Champion of Earth & Otherworlds @KalindaVK]

.@DTWFed Carnage Carnival Night 2 Tally:
@WARtsuda Heavy lacerations, possible concussion
@spacecaseacid Lost due to rib injury
@FatherOWhite Sore neck
@BackslideGenius Opponent too drunk to target leg
And Claudia managed to die and still continue a match.

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

@itmeBronxyV THIS NEXT FOUR OR FIVE BEERS ARE FOR YOU

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

@KalindaVK @DTWFed Come to think of it, I think I'll keep my points and see you on Night 12.

We can always just get drunk after that.

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

THREE POINTS!

CAN I TRADE THEM IN FOR BEER? https://t.co/eDGxMkrwEL

[Father O'White @FatherOWhite]

I feel really really bad for the pirates. https://t.co/ff8TlXuVPa