Father Red

Combining the ridiculous world of Father Ted with the more ridiculous world of Liverpool Football Club.

Careful now

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

@6xc13m I will be there Sunday. Need to get in early so I can see the pitch before you forehead blocks the view.

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

Gonna start doing the #Cryarsefiles and call out all the gobshites in our fanbase who just fucking moan all the time.

Will be snowed under with Mr Mackey so will get cracking on that straight away.

Starting with his fucking cry arsing about 17 year old Rio not being good enoug

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

@6xc13m Bonus points for fat head for his sheer hatred of some of the biggest legends the clib has ever seen.

Robbo, Alisson, Salah, Henderson.

All hated by old moon head for some reason. Why?

Who knows.

#CryArseFiles

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

Easy starting point for the #CryArseFiles with someone who will be a repeat offender no doubt.

Old moon head @6xc13m who last season was saying 17 year old Rio was shite.

But this season, instead of just admitting he was wrong, has to throw in a barb about Salah

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

@kungfurmino @6xc13m Not weird if you follow old moon head.

Hates loads of pur players. Robbo, Alisson, Salah, Henderson, the manager.

Pretty much the norm.

We won the other night and his only 2 tweets were slagging off club legends.

[. @AviChecker]

Bruno Fernandes - all UCL goals against teams from Europe's T5 leagues

(he's 32)

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

@AdamJoseph Weren't saying that in the summer you baldy little egg, you were saying it was a masterclass and a complete rebuild

[S @STemple90]

It never, EVER gets old does it? Like since Fergie left they have been shite, but the joy after that first Moyes disasterclass is JUST as funny 13 years later.

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

@6xc13m Your big fat sweaty Mr Mackey head must be gutted Rio is playing well.

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

@6xc13m I look like someone who doesn't spend their time insulting club legends every day.

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

@LBLFC_ @PacoPanchot Hey don't insult his franchise like that! He has supported the Madrid white sox for 2 whole years!

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

@6xc13m 🤣🤣🤣 you look like Mr Mackey but with even smaller arms and a bigger fatter head.

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

@LBLFC_ Weird because we constantly spoke about him last year too, but usually because he had just been space jammed by some newly promoted striker.

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

@6xc13m I don't follow you, but other people I follow do. And your fat head is so big, I see it on my timeline constantly with another terrible take. It's unavoidable.

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

@Lea_EFC @Judge_Red_mufc Which Red Cartel clubs pick Brighton apart?

Because except Macallistar and Baleba every single other player has gone to Chelsea

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

@HitThePost90 @Lea_EFC Which Red Cartel Clubs picked Leicester apart?

Mahrez went to City
Drinkwater and Kante to Chelsea

What about Grealish to City?

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

@jusanape @RS_Vulas @FateSniper Played since 2002 so yeah, i think i do.

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

Looking forward to how Mr Mackey and the bloaty head from Theme Hospital find a way to have a big moan about today.

[Father Red @FatherRedCrilly]

@RS_Vulas @FateSniper You have no idea how economies work do you?