Mary Senior

Sometimes I think my mother forgets that she's not a nun. These are those moments.

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

"Mom, I'm making mulled wine!" "MARY, don't drink too much!" "Mom, I won't." "Mary, you know how you get." #classicMSmoment

[Your Problematic Fav @BitchyProblems]

"My presence is your present this year." Can I get a gift receipt?

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

"Oh, he was better looking when he was young." Mary Senior's shoutout to my grade school crush. #StJoanOfArcXmas

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

"I love seeing all the people that never come to mass mess up the responses." #MerryChristmasYalls

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

"I'm not a smoker BUT IF I was a smoker I would have a Waterford ashtray."

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

Mary Senior's Easter book. #obviously

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

"Mary I did NOT become a mother so that I could become a grandmother." #wellthatscomforting

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Wondering if Amazon Prime will deliver up here for free...

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

@joe_malinowski the Lord informed me immediately of your tweet. #allmightypower #blezzed

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

Damn right, Mom.

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

"I am ALL for burning trash."

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

"Mary, you always reminded me of a butterball turkey." K thanks, Mom.

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

"Now my head is spinning around on my shoulders because I wanna scream at this 6th grader YOU HAVE NO UPBRINGING AT ALL."

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

My Grandmother (Mary the 1st) just handed me a bag of pearls, looked me in the eye, and said, "I sensed that you needed these." #what

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

"Oh your childhood set of silver is in here." I had a childhood set of silver? "Yes that's how you teach children how to eat!"

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

"You can't buy breeding." Words of wisdom with Mary Senior.

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

In honor of heading home. #MSScreenshots

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

Who's ready for some great Mary Senior Thanksgiving quotes?? Aka the only reason to not get blackout during your turkey festivities.

[Mary Senior @FatherSonAndMS]

@ThatsSoDylan WHY can I not retweet????