Tim Schenck

Episcopal priest @BBTSchurch, author, single-origin coffee drinker, @LentMadness creator. Theology is the Church's; Tweets are my own.

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Well, I’m not sure how you all did this, but my new book is currently the number one new release on Amazon in devotionals. Thank you! And if you’d like to preorder it, you can do so at Amazon or directly through @fwd_mvt: https://t.co/bGAjEg3LaG

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Remember back in 1976 when we were just excited to see a “bicentennial quarter” from the change our dad got for the Big Mac and Coke in a Liberty Bell souvenir cup we convinced him to buy at the McDonald’s drive-thru? Can’t we celebrate the 250th more like THAT?!

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In a world of Pharaohs and Herods, the Prince of Peace still reigns.

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Spy Wednesday is the best Wednesday. #HolyWeek

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In my Maundy Thursday sermon, should I use the line, “something’s afoot?”

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Here’s something Jesus didn’t say: “Lazarus just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead.”

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If you want to start a fight in an Irish pub tonight, while sipping your green beer remind everyone that St. Patrick was actually British.

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@MeidasTouch MAKE HANGING CHADS GREAT AGAIN!

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@RonFilipkowski From a faith perspective, we call these words “The Beatitudes.” I mean, from a faith perspective that actually follows the teachings of Jesus.

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Like a bad fungus, the Patriots are back in the Super Bowl!

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Major winter storms across the country on Sunday can only mean one thing: God detests Annual Meetings!

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@CaitlinHoe62870 I used one for awhile. Went back to paper filters. In the end, just a cleaner cup of coffee.

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Morning devotions. #Chemex

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@GonzoAndy_ HAHA! Glad she did!

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Palm Beach's Church Mouse makes N.Y. Times' list of best 50 retailers https://t.co/iXiFYslocv

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Photos: Bethesda-by-the-Sea flower guild prepares for the holiday season https://t.co/3ochk1ugy2

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Epiphany > Insurrection

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@NickAdamsinUSA For the record, Moses died before the Israelites entered the Promised Land. Deuteronomy 34:1-5

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One of the differences in spending time at coffee shops in the north vs. in the south, is that down here, there’s always a table with a middle-aged man doing 95% of the talking while “discipling” someone from his church. And it rather grates!

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Two or three gold rings should suffice, thanks.

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The 12 Days of Christmas is the Yuletide equivalent of 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.

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Wait, tomorrow’s Sunday?!