Tim Schenck

Episcopal priest @BBTSchurch, author, single-origin coffee drinker, @LentMadness creator. Theology is the Church's; Tweets are my own.

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Well, I’m not sure how you all did this, but my new book is currently the number one new release on Amazon in devotionals. Thank you! And if you’d like to preorder it, you can do so at Amazon or directly through @fwd_mvt: https://t.co/bGAjEg3LaG

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Everyone can’t stop talking about The Odyssey and I don’t understand what’s so compelling about a movie based on my old minivan.

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Okay, back to actual football. See you in four years, other football!

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Rats. I should have referred to sharing the communion wine this morning as a “hydration break.” Missed opportunity. #worldcup

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I can’t believe England missed that extra point. But wow. 6-4. #worldcup

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I do wonder how much my teleprompter guy has earned off the prediction market by placing bets on my sermons.

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We baptized a young adult this morning who first started coming to church after discovering my TikTok account. Which isn’t to say that TikTok leads to salvation - or that I’m a “baptism influencer.” But it’s a reminder that the Holy Spirit works in amazing and surprising ways!

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Watching Messi play, and all I can think of for those trying to defend him is this verse: “Be sober, be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour. Resist him, firm in your faith. (1 Peter 5:8-9a) #worldcup #fifa #messi

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Met a toddler named Malachi at Trader Joe’s today. Yowza!

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Had dinner tonight with a LEGIT war hero. Ever grateful.

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You know, if you’re planning to do a “period liturgy” tomorrow, I do hope you intend to preach for an hour.

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I’m confused. Are we celebrating Taylor and Travis’ 250th wedding anniversary today?

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American preachers looking at 4th of July weekend.

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Shoutout to those of us with dead dads who miss their dead dads!

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Want to come work with me in Palm Beach? It’s never dull around here! https://t.co/gqTF0yOojD

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Remember back in 1976 when we were just excited to see a “bicentennial quarter” from the change our dad got for the Big Mac and Coke in a Liberty Bell souvenir cup we convinced him to buy at the McDonald’s drive-thru? Can’t we celebrate the 250th more like THAT?!

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In a world of Pharaohs and Herods, the Prince of Peace still reigns.

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Spy Wednesday is the best Wednesday. #HolyWeek

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In my Maundy Thursday sermon, should I use the line, “something’s afoot?”

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Here’s something Jesus didn’t say: “Lazarus just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead.”

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If you want to start a fight in an Irish pub tonight, while sipping your green beer remind everyone that St. Patrick was actually British.