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Need a Somali shorty wit a fat ass forehead

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My wife forces me to inhale helium and scream into her lady parts. "The high frequencies are stimulating," she says. I fear rather it is my humiliation that pleasures her.

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@day6core @SlTAARA Teacher know ball

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@Nuthepro14 @lledrook @btjGiantsluva69 @awais873 I think it’s pretty funny too

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@SlTAARA Shit might be ass again but ik that budget phat for the eye candy visuals

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@day6core @SlTAARA I love you cuzzo

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@day6core @SlTAARA why am i on ur mind twin

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She diet on my cocke till I zero

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Streaming my interaction with Helen Keller

Me: he’s like 8 years old and acts like the godfather it’s so funny and he’s fuckin adorable

Helen: agaaughfigsha

Me: chat, what she say?

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@FearedLA @btjGiantsluva69 @Nuthepro14 @awais873

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I be on dress to impress at 3am tellin minors they’ll never make it in the fashion industry

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The IDF’s plan to rescue hostages

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Dune: Part One (2021) dir. Denis Villeneuve

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@day6core Shoutout to u big bro. Salute.

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@day6core @SlTAARA The time will pass anyway, allow yourself to occupy it with presence of mind.

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@SlTAARA I have no job

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Me: Mine own father taught me the quibbles of pebblework on the sidewalks of New York. The sweat from his brow dampened the very pavement.

Fruit Stand Worker: Why are you talking like that?

Me: But the pedestrians… oh the pedestrians…..

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.@MinionMother23 I guess it takes two to tango, and you’re not wearing your dancing shoes…
X. Father Unc

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@SlTAARA The Pitt fire 🔥 I watch dr Mike explain every second of it cause idk what any of the words mean

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@SlTAARA Twin it’s poo crave

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@SlTAARA Slay bitch ❤️

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@SlTAARA I think an Israeli man showing his support strengthens the message more than if he wasn't there