#17 🍀

Erlich Bachman, this is your mom. You are not my baby.

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

Son of a bitch don’t ask me to make important decisions like this on a Tuesday night

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

If you ever try to shame me into veganism I will slap you with a 16 oz (that’s one whole pound) deliciously marbled ribeye

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

Me every 1st of the month

[Elaine @MorganThinks_]

Paid so many bills tonight I’m sick ughh

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

@arianakh21 Dang I thought it was healthy :/

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

Is it feasible to make guacamole 75% of my diet? Idk...bout to try it.

Stay tuned for the results.

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

@mogotti_1 happy birthday Mo! 🥳

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

@el_budget Jordan 3’s

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

Flip flopping between Windows/Linux can really show you how dangerous ctrl+c is

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

The Wire season 4 by a long shot

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

What Is The Greatest Single Season Of Television Ever Made? https://t.co/S8SkX8zWb4

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

February 26, 2012: A question is asked, and quickly answered.

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

This is a small victory. Get me back to the good old fashioned 2 am next, Cooper!

[Governor Josh Stein @NC_Governor]

Gyms, museums, aquariums, barbers, pools, outdoor amusement parks, retail establishments, restaurants, breweries and wineries may now open at 50% capacity with health and safety protocols. The time for ending on-site service of alcohol will be moved to 11 p.m.

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

Oh darn

[CNBC Now @CNBCnow]

JUST IN: The Fed’s system that allows banks to send money back and forth is down
https://t.co/lW8LZhA11Y

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

Cozy king!

[Reuters @Reuters]

A wild and ailing sheep found in a forest in Australia, named Baarack by rescuers, has yielded a fleece weighing more than 35 kilograms - nearly half the weight of an adult kangaroo - after being shorn for the first time in years https://t.co/DLKa3W5WRt

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

@FullyKnown828 Thank you v much

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

I would rather die than have to go without pad thai

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

@FullyKnown828 Thai villa in Cary is my spot

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

@kelliallen1d This some Midsommar type stuff

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

@TheDonJuan__ Takes two weeks to finish it

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

This bird just looked at me and said “McExcuse me bitch?!”

[#17 🍀 @Father_Lurch]

@kelliallen1d Planes