Padre M ✝️

Metaphorically, I'm the man. SFU D-1 Prez. Parody. The views and opinions expressed on this page are most likely not those of the real Father Malachi.

[Padre M ✝️ @Father_Malachi]

My time has come.
A successor had been chosen.
Thanks for being good sports.
Have a happy and blessed New Year. It’s been fun.
-Geoff Ford SFU ’17

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I swear if I see one more sunset picture on students snap stories I’m cutting the WiFi too.

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@KmtBurks13 Sorry it took me so long to tweet back. I was watching shark tank on the free tv the school gave me. #PaysToBeThePrez

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Second day back and Torv already made me sick. Psh

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Good luck to everyone going to France this semester. Thanks for all the pictures of your passports on my timelines. I almost forgot what one looks like!

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One more week till I get to see y’alls pretty faces again.

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New year: New Me: Same robe

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A cobalt savage tweet that makes no sense to 3/4 of the current student body. https://t.co/ljOzJmQ6HF

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The #cobaltsavage could be making so much money driving slow AF hatching people's #pokemon eggs right now. But I'm glad he isn't.

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On Wednesdays, we wear pink under our black.

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On Tuesdays, we wear black.

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On Mondays, we wear black.

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On Sundays, we wear black.

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Effective. https://t.co/pcn3ahz8zB

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Some of you women need Jesus so much I'm going to start putting a couple pumps of pumpkin spice in the holy water so you'll come to mass.

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I need a new fantasy team name. "The power I of Christ compels you" is out dated since no team runs that formation anymore.

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🐐 Timmons https://t.co/DBleiL7iy4

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You know it's a big deal when Dr. Timmons has a tie on🙌 #SchwabGrandOpening #DrTNT

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💔 https://t.co/9SQtRg9yUf

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I used to think I always wanted "Amazing Grace" played with bagpipes at my funeral. But this will do just fine. 😢 #RIPJoseFernandez https://t.co/0zNv6gayuP

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When the clowns actually made it to Loretto... https://t.co/fSBxaVbP4X

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Pics or it didn't happen #LorettoClownWatch2016

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And said “this is my body, take it in remembrance of me.” https://t.co/oi3U1yRAtz

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Before I went out last night, Father Joe tried to make me feel guilty by asking #WWJD and I said "pregame with carbs" and I broke some bread

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Lololol. https://t.co/GJFgi8tzd5

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I forgot my Polaroid camera in 1998. https://t.co/bUv0pzWk4y

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Every time I'm home my mother asks me if I've found someone yet. 🙄 I guilt trip her by saying "Isn't Jesus good enough for me?" #BoomRoasted