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@Pingsteal @Mamagoo515 We missed your live broadcast but we watched the replay of the unboxening. First and foremost, we're ecstatic that you like the contents. Mamagoo truly appreciated your response to her artwork (and so did I). Thanks for the kind words...we love being part of the community.

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My son, the. accountant. @Goobers515

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@ArcaneLumi Losing a pet sucks. Sorry you have to deal with this but I'm guessing Buster had a great life with you and your family.

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@goobers515 This non-medical face mask provided by the GooParents is still available for a $75 donation at https://t.co/VDsDltimen.

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@goobers515 The GooParents T-shirt is still available with a $100 donation at https://t.co/VDsDltimen. The shirt looks like this:

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@Goobers515 Not to be the overbearing parent, but could you please let us know that you made it to the airport alright?

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@Pingsteal @SevDawn @Goobers515 @StJudePLAYLIVE What kind of official shirt is that when the belt winners aren't even on it? WTF!! #WhereAreTheGooParents

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@Goobers515 @c0ff33wh0re I shot 85 the day before we got here and then pinched a nerve in my back the day we got here. As a result, I could barely hit the ball today so beating me only means that I'm old and crunchy, nothing more. Way to hit a guy when he's down! By the way, what does 'holding' mean?

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@Goobers515 Where the hell did you get that? That was back when I had hair and only one chin back in 1979. Those were the days!

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@demortes @Goobers515 Thanks for the heads up @desmortes. He certainly is a whiny little bastard isn't he? The bottom line is that if he would have been taller he would have made the basket and he might have won...BUT HE DIDN'T. #fathergooKicked4YearOldGoobersAssAtFisherPriceBasketball

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@Goobers515 @orcrist86 @Mamagoo515 I can vouch for him.... he's a dipshit.

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Mommagoo and I had a great dinner tonight with @TimeJumper319 and his daughter. Unfortunately, the son of a bitch TJ'd us. We'll get you next time TJ! Thanks for a great evening.

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Dirty but fixed!!!

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@maquannas @Goobers515 @Elvinelol @SantaDevs @ANGRYPUGNATION @omgvandi @elspetheastman @JayBrotatoe @MrFlamegoat @Slyvinlisha @NikkiExDee Just what I need to see...my son tea-bagging somebody on vacation! Can someone please pre-screen my Twitter feed?

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Carly watching Goobers.

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@Malhidael @Goobers515 I'm don't think it's him but it was certainly enough to cause me to do a double take.

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Has @Goobers515 become a movie star? Take a look at 3:50 of this video and tell me what you think. https://t.co/e1H7tpJ4b7

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@NayNayKruse I have the card in my possession. Please let me know what you would like me to do with it.

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@NayNayKruse I found your debit card at a rest stop in Iowa at 9:15 pm. I'm not sure if anyone has used it but i assure you I won't.

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@TheRedVipre @Goobers515 @Kotaku Why would I try to take him down? I mean it's not like we pissed away tens of thousands of dollars on a college education.