FatherofCAL

Long suffering:
Miami Dolphins, Miami Hurricanes, Miami Marlins fan.
Patient: Inter Miami fan.
Proud: Miami Heat & Florida Panthers fan.

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@Jameca2011 Reminds me of Bill Burr's "lotion" skit.........

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@ChickenColeman

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@Dolphin_Nation Who is this "Omar Kelly" thou tweeth of?

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@CoachJimFuller He probably tosses and turns all night, unable to go to sleep....
Because it's "personal."

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https://t.co/LAog1BKipa

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@CaptainOfArt @minakimes You do know that a large % of sports media is opinion and to a lesser % are scores, stats and player highlights. I think we as Dolphin fan base should be the ones moving on and let the media opine as much as they want. I myself get a laugh off of receipts for tua...

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@GinaMuscato Peanut Butter and Strawberry Preserves spread out separately on both slices......and a cold glass of ice cold milk.

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@BeschlossDC

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@Zakstaylor @MiamiDolphins @ian693 @MiamiDolphins #FinsUp
@LarryCsonka39
Miami Dolphins fan since 1970.
Enjoy the original "beast mode" RB.

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@miami_ry @Dolphin_Nation

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@RealSkipBayless Skip Bayless, smarmiest man I've ever seen in front of a camera, is doing the same ol' thing. making himself look really bad.

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@We_Like_Dogs Call the pooch, "Con" or "Swindle," how about,"Bamboozle?"

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https://t.co/bl2oWNIXER

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@davidhogg111 T(w)atter will be online soon...No tweets, just t(w)ats.
But.........their is always a chance that another dopey billionaire will offer me way to much money to say no.
I'll take......44.1 billion dollars

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@firern439 @cjkeller @CalltoActivism George Carlin said, "it's a big club, and you ain't in it."

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@CalltoActivism I can't wait until T(w)atter goes online.
No more tweets, just t(w)ats.

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@gth829c With the AZ Cardinals Chase Edmunds, the last 3 years he averaged
2021 5.1 yards per carry
2020 4.6 yards per carry
2019 5.1 yards per carry
This year 2.9 yards per carry. He does not suck, it's the way he is being used.

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@phinsforlife305 So.......Stats are "arbitrary," (they can be read any way you want).
Stats are overemphasized & don't really mean a whole lot, (NFL MVP, Hall of Fame).
Stats don't count because a QB has a 15 minute rest period in the middle of the game to make so called, "adjustments."
SO SAD!

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*Orlovsky

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@GetUpESPN Hey Producer, tell Orvlaski to quit making dopey faces when other analysts are speaking.