Adam Crosbie

Scot in Paris • Irn Bru Addict • Wintour Lover

[Adam Crosbie @FattyCrosbie]

@katie_beiter hi Katie, I have your purse. Get in touch.

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The all new UK Pro(Leave) Max featuring Bionic Truss and an (un)Dynamic Island. Available now!

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@AuntyMartin A keeper, surely.

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@AuntyMartin 1.

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@AuntyMartin Thank you for accom’ing me and Michelle. Lol.

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@AuntyMartin It was half decent for us being half cut.

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@AuntyMartin Was this my fault?

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@realDonaldTrump I wouldn’t publicly refer to your sons as ‘vicious dogs’ but okay.

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@AuntyMartin Booked you a ticket for the 16h31 eurostar on Friday.

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@JasmonicAcid I think @mickhucknalI would be upset that you didn’t recognise him

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Our end of summer anthem! Thank you! @CountessLuann C'est bon! C'est bon! https://t.co/KpsB3H3H4s

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@OnlyAlessandro #proudofthisone

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@AuntyMartin Another train ride. Another bottle of Cognac, eh?

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@sarapascoe You were brilliant on Saturday! Wanted to ask for a #selfie after the show but went home to watch Dad's Army instead. Thank you!

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@Castaignede Lol(lo Rosso)

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Another wonderful weekend in Finland! Nähdään pian! @ Helsinki-Vantaa Airport T2 https://t.co/y1io6048qD

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Some great merchandising talent at the #TescoMetro in #Manchester @ Tesco https://t.co/QXodx853tu

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@AuntyMartin ah've goat ah sair shooder

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Man make fire! #roastytoasty #isithotorisitme #countrylife #winteriscoming #lightmyfire… https://t.co/eyvEtnU0y9