Fatty Thor

The Adventures of Fatty Thor, now in convenient 140 character bite size chunks!

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

Well I expect it tastes like power, victory and glory! ...
Hmm. Mostly it just tastes like metal.  With a sl… http://t.co/wB6HDR5f

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

All the more opportunities for mischief, I suspect. :/ http://t.co/eKuvSfYr

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

I KNOW NOT OF WHO YOU SPEAK BUT I WILL DO BATTLE WITH THEM IF I MUST! http://t.co/xdimPBPZ

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

You make a very good point, serutachronicles. http://t.co/3oHz6BCl

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

Photo: http://t.co/eIEg75id

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

... not really. http://t.co/jSXpC2nx

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

Mostly I am protecting him from them. http://t.co/Y9zavq6W

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

How... did you... ???? http://t.co/6pXabepO

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

WHAT MUST WE FOLLOW?? IT MATTERS NOT, I AM ON THE HUNT AND READY FOR BATTLE!!! http://t.co/UCOdib6V

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

Well why don't you marry him then. http://t.co/pONljHsu

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

Love him no matter what, even if he causes you trouble! http://t.co/14egM1Ck

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

I RETURN FROM ASGARD! http://t.co/Ok4kx5T1

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

Oh, the Bifrost has reception now! I hope you're all prepared for my return tomorrow, internet!

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

Haitus Extended - I'm terribly sorry my dear followers, but things here in Asgard require my attention for a … http://t.co/wUr4PHwd

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

My Apologies, My Dear Mortal Followers! - I must return to Asgard for a time, and will be unable to blog for... http://t.co/pq4Rs1VQ

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

Photo: Indeed! It is most delicious. http://t.co/MJgx4LqX

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

Photo: Oh my goodness, thank you very much! It is most “adorbs”! http://t.co/m4Tervuj

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

Photo: DO NOT MOCK ME ELBOW! … apparently I cannot. http://t.co/5MKyfhPZ

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

Photo: lillykitten: Oh my! You have captured my essence perfectly, lillykitten!! http://t.co/0xTnQXxY

[Fatty Thor @FattyThor]

Photo: I have been told to only have a very small amount, but I am the mighty Thor! No yeast extract spread... http://t.co/h2E6qTWm