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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moooona Lisa!

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Every1keeps teasing me about being so lazy.I just can't do this anymore.I think I'm just going to kill myself.But its like...way over there

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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!

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Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

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When people go underwater in movies,I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I almost died in Finding Nemo.

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*Hot Girl's Facebook Status*"Bored"-86 Likes -54 Comments*My status*"Just got accepted into Harvard!" -0 Likes -1 Comment from Mom:"...Nerd"

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Boy-The principles so dumbGirl-Do u know who i am?Boy-noGirl- i am the principles daughterBoy-Do u know who i am?Girl-noBoy-good(walks away)

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Boy:(calls911)i need ur help!911:alright what is it?Boy:2girls are fighting 4 me!911:x_x sowats da problem bout dat?Boy:da ugly 1 is winning

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Cop"Did you kill this man?"Me"No,a bullet killed him Bullets are made of lead,which comes from the ground is part ofnature He died naturally

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Just smile coz right now there's an idiot pushing a door that says "PULL"

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Come on guys! Nobody followed @Legendsoffood for me :'(

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"@FoodBeauties: Hot Fudge Ice Cream Brownie http://t.co/LS3ToLLe2y"@Legendsoffood

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RT IF YOU FOLLOWBACK! FOLLOW @Legendsoffood AND EVERYONE WHO RETWEETS THIS GAINS 50+ FOLLOWERS! - she follows back;)

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