Alex Faulkner

Small town sourhern boy who loves thorwin back cold beer on the weekend! Monticello Arkansas is home

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

Some high society lady says is this your horse outside i said no ma’am he’s between my legs and you’re too fat to ride

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

Sometimes it truly does take losing everything to see what you really have

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

Sometimes I wonder when it’s going to be mine to finally be happy

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

And baby take me to that crazy place where we don’t have to say nothing and let the whiskey do the talking

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

Sometimes I wish I had a filter between my brain and my mouth so I wouldn’t say stupid shit

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

This goes out to all them old cats on twitter.. Sometimes you just got to stand up in it

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

Why do I always get caught in the middle of some bullshit drama

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

Teaching youngins how to play pool really makes my night

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

Ain’t nothing better after a long day at work than an ice cold Busch @BuschBeer

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

They say that everything happens for a reason but here lately I’m finding it hard to see why all the bad shit keeps happening to me

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

I love my dog but if he wakes me up at 5am to go pee again I’m gonna kill him

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

All of this time and all of this money
all of these sorrys' I don't owe you honey all of these miles on this chevy and prayers in a pew, all them days
I spent wasted on you

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

You know you’re from a small town when the cops show up at the party and know you on a first name basis😂😂

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

#NateDiazArmy

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

Let’s go Diaz!!!

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

I guarantee you that if I treated people the same way that they treated me then there would be a lot of pissed off folks out there

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

Sometimes I wonder if I’m just too nice?? Like maybe I should just day what’s on my mind

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

I always find myself in this bar

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

95% of the time life throws me curve balls but I just say fuck it and swing for the fence!

[Alex Faulkner @Faulkner2009]

Y’all pray for Arkansas apparently hell froze over and came up here