Roxie Faulkner Kirk

Flatland Girl, WILLA-Award-winning Author of The Red Dirt Hymnbook. Imagine Garrison Keillor writing Gone Girl. I love gifs more than any decent woman should.

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October, 1971. I was six years old. This little blue card rocked my world. #amreading #amwriting

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@aprilfiet

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@StandingHannah Once, in my single-mom days, I looked a boss in the eye and said to him “You realize I am my own wife, right?”

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@SourceDuMal @TruLolita You are DOING THE LORD’S WORK, MA’AM. Generations of girls shall rise up and sing your name!!!!

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@Joseph_Fasano_ @bobdylan When I lay down my fears
My hopes and my doubts
The rings on my fingers
And the keys to my house
With no hard feelings-
- No Hard Feelings, the Avett Brothers

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I’m not a Know-it-All. I am, however, a pretty arrogant Know-it-Some.

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@KimberlyOsment @sheilagregoire But you did it. Respect.

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@KimberlyOsment @sheilagregoire You rock.

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@KimberlyOsment @sheilagregoire I…do not even know how to translate that sentence to my brain. My mom thought panty hose were too sexy and made me wear KNEE SOCKS until i was old enough I looked like a dirty catholic girl parody costume.

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@ErinNewtonTX Love on. So aggressively non-consensual. You’ll get Loved On and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. A regular Onslaught of love, as it were. Ugh.

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@TJAntiMagat @piper4missouri

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@LisaLeB57663310 @OhNoSheTwitnt As a jr. elderly lady, I can actually feel the process beginning. I am so much more aware of and in awe of everyone’s inherent beauty than I was when I was younger.

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Because of course I would.

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MY HUSBAND: Don’t clean!
ME: But I….
HIM: I don’t want to clean right now but I can’t just sit here if you clean, I have to clean.
ME: Ok, I’ll cook dinn-
HIM: Nah, let’s just go out. We can clean tomorrow.
ME: I am never, never, never leaving you.

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@Endeavourov1 @M_Jensen23 That is just gross. Again, what did women ever do to TGC? And will they ever get over it?

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🤣 Why? 🤣 What made them get up one morning & go “Let’s.” ? 🤣

[jo @lassoleil]

if you ever feel sad: remember this video of jason sudeikis, jason bateman, ed helms and will forte imitating mumford and sons exists.

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@ZacharyCWagner @TGC This! Hyper-spiritualization X hyper-sexualization is the special hyper-creepy province of a certain evangelical male mindset and Butler’s now made himself a poster child for it. Ew.

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@sheilagregoire @TGC @butlerjosh Read it. Only served to reinforce my long-running contention that ain’t nobody more sex-obsessed than a white evangelical man. Josh, go shoot some hoops & take a shower. You’ll be fine.

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@joethorn @TGC TGC is about to United all corners of evangelical twitter in condemnation of that insane article. From Christian Nationalists to Black Liberation Theologians all agreeing it’s insane.