me, age 7: wow! my mom says im really mature for my age and she always wants my input on her interpersonal problems! awesome!
me, age 27: i have to solve every problem my friends have ever even if i am not directly involved or i am overcome by unbearable guilt
yknow to add my last point to add to that whole “gundam vs transformers” is that the difference between gundam fans and transformers fans is that fans of gundam are mecha fans and fans of transformers are robot furries