Faustian Augustus

Inbred moron, idiot, irredeemable loser. 6’4”

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

Anyone else notice an uptick in indians trying to uno-reverse whites?

[Adriana Flowers 🌸 @Adriana19Flower]

Imagine you're married, you have a decent family. Then your wife decides she doesn't want to be with you.Then she posts videos about how she's newly single, everything is looking great, and she’s taking half of your things.

Do women not realize just how enraging this is to men?

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

from my understanding this is how men and women are meant to interact

[Eric Richards @EricRichards22]

"I'd like to have a binding conversation about a subject that I've given you zero warning was even in play"

[Ben Harris @btharris93]

No actually I blame successive governments who have ensured that electricity remains expensive and air conditioning highly regulated.

[Aristotle 🏛️ @Aristotle7777]

Men don’t want to get married anymore because of how bad a deal it is for them so they’re just changing the laws to make it so that girlfriends can take your stuff without even having to be married to you.

[Faustian Augustus @FaustAugustus]

>scary, gross, instinctual aversion evolved over millions of years, enters your house and ruins your food

>safe, amusing, delicious source of nutrients since the mesolithic, does not enter your house and is your food on beach vacations

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

big difference imo

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

one of the things many men just don’t “Get” about women:

they think reproducing with another man makes them special and important to other men, entitled to skip lines and bend rules; the same instinct that compels them think everyone else finds their ugly baby “cute”

[Covfefe Anon @CovfefeAnon]

All female self-victimization reporting is just this, over and over because this is how women negotiate

[🐍Sekrius🐍 @Sekrius_]

Nah I'd leave her for that tbh lol

[FINMAN @erikfinman]

Nobody cares. Trump actually fixes our public spaces.

[Lukas (computer)🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

@rosiekennedyxx Guys get over exes by learning to un-love people instrumentally. On long timeframes women tend to not like it when guys have this ability in their toolbox

[Faustian Augustus @FaustAugustus]

@DanDavisWrites @Tom_Rowsell @sverresj Ah, but they did have beasts of burden in the mines. Children

[Baudrillard Forever @GroovySciFi]

In Italy restaurants don't have outdoors fans during the Summer because 75% of the population believes that being unexpectedly hit by moving air will cause you to die instantly from "colpa d'aria"

[Faustian Augustus @FaustAugustus]

@Italian347 4000 years ago the bell beakers were harnessing the power of the stars to travel in ships above the sea faster than thought to genocide entire countries worth of Neolithic people in Britain, southern France, and the Mediterranean in general

[Pantocrator @Pantokrator1573]

This social media myth about Japan having a uniquely high suicide rate is just a malicious ethnic stereotype at this point.