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[jauver @FauverJensen]

me @ the banker when I pass GO playing Monopoly

[j⋆˚࿔ @bucketof1ove]

don’t care didn’t ask plus you’re a hallucination

[free palestine and fuck ice @milkglutton_]

i need a bumper sticker that says "sorry i'm a huge dumbass" and then another one that says "i also have anxiety"and then one more that says "they're unrelated but they are both contributing to what i'm doing right now"

[weston @Wes10]

u ever cut up some celery just to feel like ur at buffalo wild wings

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Country music: I’m going to live and die in my hometown :)

Pop punk music: I’m going to live and die in my hometown :(

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

If you ever bumped this album and embraced me for being me, I thank you! Made me not feel so alone in the world.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Hey guys. “James Bond” is not a woman so relax. James Bond is James Bond. They made 007 a woman and also? Who gives a fuckin shit? The whole thing is made up. There’s no real James Bond. You can’t get mad at someone changing something that never existed in the first place, DORKS.

[jauver @FauverJensen]

@BenedictTown ∞

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

you’re telling me a twice baked this potato

[jauver @FauverJensen]

Best notification ever @CrimeJunkiePod !!

[jauver @FauverJensen]

when lil dicky said “i’ve trudged the earth for so damn long, i still don’t know shit” we FELT that

[Señor Joe @JoeComrade]

@mandyekeroth @sadnhoeless Miss, I’ll have you know Colorado law permits newly born babies to be loaded into t-shirt cannons & fired onto the highway during rush hour traffic. Maybe educate yourself before posting.

[Kim @kmbcrly]

Justin calling us Beliebers again suddenly I'm a Belieber and My blood is purple, I talk Bieberish, I live in the U.S.B [United States of Bieber] and the President is Justin Bieber. I'm a Belieber. Swag ♥

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

for all they gassed it up in school the whole checks and balances system is a wild flop

[cummy bunny bandit @____kierra____]

took an adderall & then had therapy

straight color coordinated my chaos & alphabetized my poor coping mechanisms. we love organized self destruction!

[jauver @FauverJensen]

me when my mom comes home asking me where my paycheck went

[jauver @FauverJensen]

me when i get home after spending my entire paycheck on honeycrisp apples