Faux Brock Osweiler

Parody account. ESPN College Football analyst. Former NFL QB and Super Bowl Champion. Knowledgeable NFL fans recognize my greatness. The proof is in the film.

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

The news is out. I've announced my retirement. I thank all my fans and the loyal followers of this account. You know who you are! But shed not a tear for me cause as I said, I've got my health and I've got the ring! See ya, everyone. It's been real! 👋 #BrockOsweiler

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

Looking forward to #SuperBowlLX
Reminds me of the time I helped lead the Broncos to a Super Bowl championship. Good times. #BrockOsweiler

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

@clintfrazier @tomperreira Absolutely. That guy is the most anti-Yankee guy and worst at predicting sports on the app. His TL has more wrong picks than you can count. I mean, look at this one. 🤣

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

@BleacherReport Life can come at you fast. @tomperreira

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

As I watched the #NFLDraft last night, I thought back to 2012 when John Elway drafted me in the 2nd round. Less than 4 years later the Broncos were rewarded with a Super Bowl Championship. #BrockOsweiler

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

Here's a little bit of Brock greatness to help pass the time this offseason.
https://t.co/0ApBADjxmu

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

Happy #SuperBowl Sunday, everyone! Reminds me of the time I helped lead the Broncos to a championship. #BrockOsweiler

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

Even though the end was disappointing, congrats to the Broncos on a solid season. Of course, it's no coincidence that the last time Demver won a Super Bowl. I was a team leader. Here's hoping the Brocos can return to the promised land soon. #BrockOsweiler #BroncosCountry

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

Ŵhen it comes to football, I can see what's going to happen before it happens.

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

Brock Osweiler, the analyst: “Ball security is going to be paramount until the rain slows down…”

**seconds later**

Jalen Milroe proceeds to drop the snap.

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

Good luck to the Denver Broncos on their attempt to clinch a playoff spot. Do you remember who the starting QB was the last time the Brocos clinched a playoff spot? I'll give you a hint: #BrockOsweiler

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

If I were still active, Is there any doubt I'd be at the top of this poll? #BrockOsweiler #BestBrock

[Grant Cohn @grantcohn]

Who is the best Brock in the NFL?

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

@FanDuel For many, the answer is Brock Osweiler. Remember, I led the Texans to a playoff win.

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

@tomperreira Good to know I'm still in Patriots fans' heads. #BrockOsweiler

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

On this date nine years ago, I led the Broncos to a comeback win over Tom Brady and the Patriots, ended their undefeated season, set up Denver for home field advantage and started the team's SB run! It's one of the highlights of my career. #BrockOsweiler

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

I guarantee the number would be A LOT higher than 6.6 if you substituted the name Brock Osweiler in that pist.

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Who wants Aaron Rodgers on their team in 2025? The people have spoken: 6.6 percent do -- and 93.4 percent do not. https://t.co/rhCYNOHMuk

[Broncos Legacy @Broncos_Legacy]

RT to help us wish former @Broncos QB Brock Osweiler and T Dave Studdard a happy birthday! 🥳

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

Every knowledgeable college football fan knows I was right. #BrockOsweiler #AllStarAnalyst

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"Back-to-back weeks Miami is in a situation where it comes down to replay and you question if the officials are getting the calls correct. I do not know by the definition of the rulebook, how that is not targeting."

- Brock Osweiler

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

Looking forward to calling this one. Tune in to hear my insights! #BrockOsweiler #AllStarAnalyst https://t.co/cYT2zJmEOY

[DB @DBfan116]

My favorite nfl game of all time

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

Looking forward to this one. Tune in to hear expert commentary from yours truly. #BrockOsweiler #AllStarAnalyst

[Michael Lev @MichaelJLev]

Good broadcast crew for the Arizona-Utah game on Saturday (7:15 p.m., ESPN):

Dave Flemming
Brock Osweiler
@StormBuonantony

[Faux Brock Osweiler @FauxBrock]

Really enjoyed calling the Kansas State/BYU game with a great briadcast team. Thanks again for all the notes and messages todsy praising the quality of my commentary.
#BrockOsweiler #AllStarAnalyst