John Cook (NotQuite)

The one and only. Perveyor of all things Husker Volley Ball including picking out the cutest recruits in the land! (Parody Account of course). or not..... :-)))

[John Cook (NotQuite) @FauxCooky]

RT @kevinsjuts: Experienced volleyball @ the Coliseum for final time from top row. And loved it. <-- Husker Hater. #NoMoreNiceCooky4YouKevy

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RT @gocreighton: Creighton Volleyball stuns Nebraska in five sets at the Coliseum, winning 15-13 in the fifth. <-- April Fools :D

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April fools everybody lolololol.... we didn't really just lose to Creighton.... Oh wait a minute.... maybe we did... See Y'all in the Fall.

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RT @JonNyatawa: @FauxCoachMiles You all ended my Boilers' season! Not happy about that. <--- we are :D #Nebrasketball #Huskers @CoachMiles

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Hey @CoachMiles, 2 Tips. 1) Stay the hell off my courts & my girls & we'll get along just fine. #Huskers. Welcome to Lincoln #GLYou'llneedit

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"@937theticket: So Husker fans. Dana Altman doesn't sound so bad now, does he? Your thoughts?... http://t.co/MGfooGAH" <-- Yes he still does

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"@danmeske: #Huskers @ sunset http://t.co/lGG1HBIT" <--Unfortunately ur coaching skills are only slightly better than ur photography 1's.

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"@UberFacts: People who masturbate more are less likely to be depressed." <--- this why ur always in such a great mood @FauxPelini? #Huskers

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Girls, my legs look tan enough? #beenfakebaking #HawaiihereICome @haytray17 @gmancuso18 @hdub44 If @Brookied8 was hre she'd tell me #Huskers

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@Fricke Terribly insulted u didn't interview the "real" fake twitter account at #UNL. #RevokingYourDNPrivileges. #I'mTellingTOonYou #Huskers

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"@kjdb2: Former AVCA Pres. Mary Wise honored 4 community service. <--why are we honoring her for having to do comm. service? @AVCAVolleyball

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@SchickandNick @JonNyatawa it's amazing @Sean_Callahan shows up 2 practice w/ pants.. we've had 2 turn him away frm VB practice a few times.

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"@KaylaBanwarth2: Not takin any sh*t anymore! I'm layin down the law! #bangbiscuit" <--- AMEN!! Now, WTH is #bangbiscuit? #MustB2Old4ThatOne

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"@Bo_Bridges: Sad to C NE honor a cheater at the coaches clinic #belicheat #quitdressinglikeyourehomeless" <-- #ifurnotcheatin'urnottryin

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@lanegrindle better not air 2 much Presser, wouldn't wanna miss this #husker ass kickin #maybeblowoutlossisinhonorof @FakeDocSadler #Huskers

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If I was @FakeDocSadler I would look to @DanBeebe for advice on the #BuyOutLife. #Huskers #$3.4Millisnottoobadtotakeacoupleyearsoff.

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Hey @Lo_Cook enjoy ur night @Brewski's with the Blazing Pianos... Have a drink on me :-) Just make sure Taylor gets u home by curfew ok?!?

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@kevinsjuts are those torn out notebook pages your reading off of @1011Sports's idea of a palm pilot lol??

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Looks like I don't have To worry about missing an early dinner reservation to watch the #Huskers stay in the game with MSU tonight.