Earl George Percy

Yes, I'm inheriting Hogwarts Castle. No, You can not get your Harry Potter replica wand and run around shouting spells. That's my job. [NOT George Percy]

[Earl George Percy @FauxGeorgePercy]

We can sneak off to a nice little pub? If that's okay with you @FauxSaraSampaio. I want you to feel comfortable in your surroundings.

[Earl George Percy @FauxGeorgePercy]

Of course @FauxSaraSampaio I'm George, George Percy. It's lovely to meet you, What would you care to eat?

[Earl George Percy @FauxGeorgePercy]

Wonderful @FauxSaraSampaio and would you like to accompany me tonight? Perhaps I could buy you a meal.

[Earl George Percy @FauxGeorgePercy]

@FauxSaraSampaio is quite beautiful. Hm, I wonder if I could get her to accompany me to the wedding.

[Earl George Percy @FauxGeorgePercy]

Yes, I'll be back soon.

[Earl George Percy @FauxGeorgePercy]

Well my friend, I'm happy to be a part of it but I must be on my way. Goodbye Henry, Cara.

[Earl George Percy @FauxGeorgePercy]

And Harry is an even bigger idiot.

[Earl George Percy @FauxGeorgePercy]

Talking about this idiot. [Points to Harry]

[Earl George Percy @FauxGeorgePercy]

Yes, Harry and George. Which so happens to be the name of your nephew as well.

[Earl George Percy @FauxGeorgePercy]

That's so true, Harry and Percy hanging out at Hogwarts! How does that happen.

[Earl George Percy @FauxGeorgePercy]

I can call you whatever I want, I'd settle for many other names but those aren't appropriate in front of a lady.

[Earl George Percy @FauxGeorgePercy]

We are friends of course, We just bug each other a bit. Isn't that right Henry?

[Earl George Percy @FauxGeorgePercy]

Now look who it is, My friend Harry.

[Earl George Percy @FauxGeorgePercy]

Yes, I'm sorry about any hostility. I didn't mean it in that way, I swear.

[Earl George Percy @FauxGeorgePercy]

I was disappointed about that too, I would have /loved/ to have staircases move. I actually am rather upset that they don't.

[Earl George Percy @FauxGeorgePercy]

No, They do not actually move. Honestly I hear that same question on a day to day basis.